We’re All Gonna Die: North Korea Hates Hawaii Edition

So … North Korea wants to blow up some things. Again. Or, at least that’s what they’re screaming. I, personally, think this is just a shakedown for more cash. This is a country that can’t take a shit without China approving and I doubt China’s in the mood for nuclear war right off their border, not to mention the attack of their No. 1 consumer base. Someone has to buy their cheap shit. That someone is still us … even at our most financially strapped. Plus, it’s in no one’s best interest for us to go to war — with nukes — with the North Koreans.

More after the jump.

But they won’t shut up about it. Like threatening to blow up Hawaii on the Fourth of July. Really? Like one of those crappy rockets could even hit Hawaii if it were the size of Texas and a Wil-E-Coyote “X” drawn on it. I’m still more concerned for our friends in Japan and South Korea who ARE in missile range. Yeah. They might not exactly hit Tokyo. But he could get close and hit SOMETHING off that island. And do we really want to real energize Japan’s currently dormant but always lingering military spirit? Don’t we remember the last time they were pissed off? That went REAL well. The Japanese are known for their efficiency and post WWII they’ve channeled that efficiency into business, tourism, culture and loads of electronics. Do we REALLY want the same folks who invented the highly addictive Nintendo Wii back to making killing machines? Because if anyone can retrofit their country to do massive damage to North Korea, it’s the Japanese. They’re pacifists now. But they’re pacifists you don’t want to fuck with.

As for South Korea, they live on current “We’re All Gonna Die” alert being they are within crappy missile range and would get hit and we could do little to stop it if the Kim Jong Il clan came through with those threats. And that’s the ugly truth. If NK decided to reignite the Korean War we couldn’t do much to stop it. We’re in a reactionary position on this as we’re currently mired in two wars, an economic crisis and a ton of other problems.

Personally, I’m shocked Japan hasn’t started, Israel-style, threatening to go solo on taking out NK’s nukes. (Again, they are pacifists you don’t want to piss off.) Israel has pretty much told us that if we won’t take care of Iran’s nuclear issues, they’re willing to figure out some way to do it with or without us. That’s just how Israel roles. On permanent offense. But the problem with NK is that they already have nuclear weapons and aren’t just in the process of building a reactor. The fission genie is out of the bottle and there’s no guarantee anyone could get all the alleged nuclear sites before Pyongyang launches a hot one right for Seoul and wipes a few million people off the map.

Again, I don’t see NK doing a durn thing because I’m pretty sure they want cash, not war. But considering anything and everything that could happen last week happened (from violence in Tehran to Michael Jackson dying), I wouldn’t put anything past a bunch of megalomaniacal jingoists we don’t understand up in Pyongyang.


Ban the Burqa In France?

This goes under my list of “Things That Can’t Happen In American Due To the Bill O’ Rights (Thank God).” It seems French President Nicolas Sarkozy thinks the traditional Afghan garmet, the burqa, undermines France’s secular tradition and is bad for women.

More after the jump.

He says it’s the right thing to do (Assimilate, dammit!) while Muslims argue that this is just another way to stigmatize and harass them. I’m going to have to come down on the side of the burqa lovers.

I’m not a fan of the burqa, but no one has the right to tell a person of faith how to dress. I don’t care if you don’t understand that faith or don’t like it. And the only reason why this would never happen in the US is because the argument could THEN be made that ALL religious clothing should be banned. (What on earth will those priests wear? Jeans?) That would go over about as well as a ban on Christmas. As in, it would be ass kicking time. And it would not be good.

This also puts Muslim women in conservative households in a HORRIBLE situation. Defy your God, your husband and family or the government of France? Yeah. That will help advance the cause of more freedom for women in conservative or fundamentalist Muslim households — by putting giant targets on their back.

If Sarkozy was actually serious about helping Muslim women he would push to make it easier for French Muslims to participate in French society as citizens, not continue to harass, demonize and marginalize them. You learn to respect women’s rights through exposure to different viewpoints and education. Not this chicanery. And you’re supposed to protect the minority from the tyranny of the majority in a Democracy, not the other way around. If we ascribed to this logic, I’d be in a field somewhere, frying my ass off, chopping cotton.

You’re not going to liberate anyone through further oppression.

InternationalSnob, Obamarama

Eastern Mysteries

Most people in the West who claim to understand the Middle East are just guessing

Two years ago I began researching Middle Eastern history for a screenplay I was writing, meant to be set partially in North Africa and Turkey during the time of the Iraq War, as well as post-WWI Iraq and Iran (then Mesopotamia and Persia and other remnants of the collapsing Ottoman Empire). I read lots of books, Assassin’s Gate, A Peace to End All Peace, Cobra II and Fiasco just to name a few. But a strange thing happened. The more and more I learned about the Middle East the less I seemed to understand. All four of those books were written by Westerners, two were about the Iraq War solely from the perspective of the US military. At least Assassin’s Gate looked at the lives of everyday Iraqis impacted by the war and Saddam Hussien’s dictatorship, but it was still through the eyes of an American.

More after the jump.

All of these were good, informative books, especially David Fromkin’s A Peace to End All Peace. I’m still reading and re-reading that one. But I don’t pretend to fully understand all the complexities no matter how many news reports, documentaries and books I consume.

When I look at the protests in Iran, I’m wondering if the angst isn’t so much about stolen elections, but about the promise of reforms gone? American Middle East experts who have flocked to the CNN feed the beast and talk about the desire for “freedom” and “Democracy.” But during the Bush Administration Democracy became short-hand for elections which makes little sense as you need to have more than just a popular election to be a Democracy. Even the United States didn’t have completely “free and fair” elections at its inception, considering the fact that you had to be a white, male landowner to vote. And the Founding Fathers were even concerned that the aristocrats might not get the vote right, hence the creation of the most undemocratic thing about our system — the electoral college.

It was several years after its founding when United States elected a president who was actually from outside of the aristocracy and won the popular vote (Andrew Jackson, 1829).

So while I’ve been told that the Iranian system is a Byzantine mystery of clerics, elected politicians, advisors and a supreme leader ruling them all, it is still a system of sorts. Not one we would choose. Not one that we would have, as our democratic, representative republic has evolved over the years. But it is what it is for the Iranians. They had a system and now they’ve had a system failure. In the past it seemed the mullahs respected whomever was elected. After all, they retained power at the end of the day. But many seem to believe this election was stolen from the reformer and now all bloody hell has broken loose.

I don’t know if the fighting in the street is solely about democracy, but it is about Iran’s middle class and youth demanding a change, demanding their promises of reform, the promise of their voting meaning something. Perhaps a bloody push towards Republicanism compared to our heated nudges when all men, blacks and eventually women were given the right to vote.

It frightens me a little when politicians like Sen. John McCain argue that we should be more vociferous in a situation that has nothing to do with America. Nothing. I’m not sure what McCain wants the Obama Administration to do. Further agitate a government that is already accusing the West of meddling and labeled protesters “terrorists?” Invade?

Meet the Press on Sunday was especially scary with not one, but three people essentially advocating more involvement from West, even some disappointed sighs about how the Iranian people were doing what “we” had always been trying to do in Iran. That statement didn’t make much sense as we’d done PLENTY of work making sure Iran didn’t become a democracy (it’s easier to pay off one guy for oil than deal with a voting populace who might elect someone unfriendly to us). Even if this fight produces the most successful outcome — a peaceful transition of power and the end of theocratic rule — we’ll still be back to the Iranians picking who they want and possible not who American thinks should be their ruler.

Oddly, I found myself in agreement with Republican Pat Buchanan on this, who was one of the few conservatives not calling for sterner action on Iran. Arguing on MSNBC’s Hardball that the president was right to hang back and take a muted tone as it would only worsen the situation and pull us in the middle of a fight that was not ours. Many people who agree with the White House’s tone have pointed out that we would not have tolerated any comments or meddling in our disputed 2000 election between Al Gore and George W. Bush.*

But I mostly think we should hang back because we are clueless as to what is going on over there. We don’t really understand it. We should be supportive of fair elections and be against violence, but that’s about it. This simply isn’t about us. Even the Obama Administration has tried to take some credit (behind the scenes) that Obama’s Cairo speech may have inspired some of the reform movement. That is by far the most arrogant statement in the world.

While the speech was a good speech and touched on many notes that needed to be addressed in American-Middle Eastern relations, one really good speech a revolution does not make. The Iranians have been bristling under low wages, inflation, few jobs and a huge youth population for years. This was a powder keg and no one speech from an American president was going to set that keg aflame. This was a confluence of many different things, several of which we possibly know nothing about because we’re not there.

Obama speech from Cairo, which was criticized by some on the right for being to conciliatory, was actually very much needed. For decades the United States has meddled in a region we don’t know much about, often to surprising/disastrous results. They call it the “sandbox” in the military sometimes, but it’s more like quicksand. Our ignorance causes us to go down fast and the more we fight it, the deeper in it we get. And it would be too simple to say this is about oil, as we, and other Western countries, have been trying to save the Middle East from itself since before oil was a priority.

We don’t get it. We just don’t. So we should leave it alone and simply dance with whoever is elected, appointed or wars their way to the top. Regime change didn’t work. Drawing lines in the sand didn’t work. Importing people of Jewish decent to repopulate the Holy Land didn’t work. Propping up the Shah didn’t work. War, war and more war, didn’t work. Call the Cairo speech “apologist” if you want. But we’ve done our dirt and we have a lot of things to apologize for. The only sore spot was President Obama could speak on behalf of France and Great Britain and the “Great Game” they played on the Middle East for decades. As if people’s lives, cultures, religion and homes were simply part of the board game Risk.

Or ignorance is often displayed in how we refer to the Middle East as if it is monolithic. Usage of “the Muslim World” is often not apropos, as not everyone in the Middle East is Muslim and some of the most populous Muslim countries are not in the Middle East. Many Muslims also live in the United States and we’re clearly not in conflict with them. We get Arabs confused with Persians, Shites confused with Sunnis, radicals confused with conservatives and confuse a government stance of American distrust in Iran with the Western-friendly middle class. We expect the terrorists to come from the poorest families when they’re usually the most educated. We don’t get it. I don’t get it. It’s time to stop guessing, just address each country and citizen’s story as individual and let them tell us how things are.


*Our contest was vastly different in the respect that there was little popular protest and most Americans politely waited for the system to work, accepting things when Bush was declared the winner despite losing the popular vote. While some see our 2000 election as a travesty, there is one thing I always was proud of about it. In many other countries such an election would have caused unrest, but despite all the complaints about our government, at the end of the day, most of us believe in the system and prefer to work within it than subvert it. All our presidential and congressional elections are like bloodless revolutions. Rhetoric can get heated and radical change can happen, but most people accept the will of the people and the law of the Constitution, and that is a beautiful thing.

InternationalSnob, MediaSnob

Don’t Bother with the MSM for News on Iran

It’s been bollocks here in the US. If you want to stay up the two best live blogs on-line I’ve found are on Huffington Post and Andrew Sullivan’s “The Daily Dish.” Not to mention Twitter. I can’t believe how pathetic the coverage on this story has been in the states. Makes me seriously wonder how today’s TV news would handle the massacre in Tianamen Square.

If you know any other good sources, please share in the comments.


Iran’s Election Results Not Going Over Well

Riots in the streets. Between 50 and 100 killed. Ahmadinejad is re-elected under dubious results. I wonder: If the Mullahs are in charge no matter who wins, why bother rigging an election? Was the opposition that big of a threat? Guessing by the “landslide” for Ahmadinejad, I’m going to go with yes. They didn’t even have the election come remotely close. The incumbent won by 63 percent. It’s awful even though it was inevitable. Despite the appearance of openness I never once believed the Iranian people were going to get a free and fair election. Not when there was a real chance Ahmadinejad could lose. Those who control the guns, control the elections. (Huffington Post)

InternationalSnob, Obamarama

Sunday In France

More pictures of the Obamas enjoying Paris before leaving later this Sunday. The First Family visited the Pompido Art Museum while Michelle, Sasha and Malia went shopping at Bonpoint.

Both European and American press have exhaustively covered every ounce of their trip, from examining gossipy potential snubs and slights to where they went on a date, what sites they visited and how two White House aides actually got engaged during the trip.

More story and pictures after the jump.

Despite all the hoopla, it seems the trip will be cut a tad too short for the president’s tastes as he reveled to the press that “lurves” him some France.

“I would love nothing more than to have a leisurely week in Paris, stroll down the Seine, take my wife out to a nice meal, have a picnic in Luxembourg Gardens.”

He laughed, almost losing himself in the idea of it all, before adding: “Those days are over — for the moment.”

But as he ruminated on the question, his mind wandered forward to the future pleasures of civilian life.

“At some point, I will be the ex-president,” Mr. Obama said wistfully, “and then you will find me in France, I’m sure, quite a bit, having fun.”

Yeah. No private time for the prez or his fam any time soon. While they all look like they had a good time the girls and the Secret Service detail look amazingly not thrilled at the throng of press and people crowded outside of Bonpoint to get a gander at them. One agent with Malia looks like he’s giving all of Europe the side-eye.