Made by Jailbreak toys and just in time for Christmas sales you too can own your own comically ridiculous Michelle Obama Action Figure!
Meant to go with the Barack Obama Action Figure Jailbreak also produces, the First Lady comes in three iconic looks that are burned into my retinas – the infamous purple “fist bump” sheath dress from when President Obama clinched the Democratic nomination, the “black widow” dress I hated from election night and the awesome dress she wore from White House Black Market on The View.
I will be purchasing … um … none of these because, um … no. They’re cute, I guess, but I’m a bigger fan of the ridiculously expensive Michelle O. porcelain doll and if I’m going to blow money on Obama doll-related paraphernalia I’d like them to AT LEAST be as awesome as my goofy talking George W. Bush doll I got as a gag gift. George looked like George and talked like George and had a cloth suit and was more like a Ken doll or full-size GI Joe than a tacky piece of plastic crap.
So, what I’m saying is … if this doll was pretty and wearing cloth renditions of those outfits I might not be able to stop myself from buying one no matter the price so Michelle could hang out with my FloJo, Venus Williams, Serena Williams, Brandi, MC Hammer and Michael Jackson dolls. But as long as she looks like a cartoon character I’ll pass.