Like Stephen Colbert and his precious “Sweetness,” some people like to take their guns with them wherever they go. It’s why they have conceal and carry laws in many states — so you and your gun never, ever have to be apart. But some people really like to prove that point that no law shall separate a man from his own private law enforcement system. Like, really, really want to prove a point. Like within several hundred yards of the President of the United States.