In case you didn’t know, much to my lament, my favorite anchorman TJ Holmes is marrying some woman who isn’t me. (WHY, LAWD, WHY!?!) For the last two years I have faithfully “Google Stalked” TJ online (because real stalking is bad), providing you all with regular TJ Holmes updates and photos. While I still plan to be TJ’s no. #1 non-crazy stalker fan, I’m going to need a new person to Google Stalk. Sigh. I’d prefer that this be a news or political person moreso than a celebrity because celebrities are already being “Google Stalked” by the masses.
But who could be so worthy of my insane attention?
More after the jump.