The Secret Council of American Negroes

SCAN: The Return of Agent Sallie Selassie, Celebrity Baby Spy!

In the war against ignorance, on the frontlines remains one of the Secret Council of American Negroes’ wiliest of double-agents, code name “Sallie Sellassie.” Living as the adopted child of an infamous, orphan addicted celebrity couple, Sallie’s main objective is to use her parents name for fame to the benefit of Negroes everywhere.

In her last correspondence with SCAN and her “handler,” codename “Brofucious,” Sellassie was dealing with the pressures of living in a house with “too many damn babies” in it, while working to get additional aid for the Gulf Coast. The following conversation took place in early April after Cannes.

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One thought on “SCAN: The Return of Agent Sallie Selassie, Celebrity Baby Spy!

  1. Amarie says:

    Forgive me yall, but she looks a bit like Stewie Griffin on Family Guy. I think it’s the eyes or maybe the head. She’s still adorable.

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