So … did you hear about all the wackdoodles finally going wacky?
They laughed at Attorney General Eric Holder when he said there was a storm brewing over in Right Wing Fringe Nutbar land. Now that someone has just shot up the Holocaust Museum in Washington, D.C. and killed a security guard maybe it’ll start to sink in.
More after the jump.
WASHINGTON (CNN) — A lone gunman wounded a security guard at the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum on Wednesday before being injured by return fire, according to police and a museum statement.
The suspect was identified as James von Brunn, an 88-year-old white supremacist from Maryland, two law enforcement officials told CNN.
Gunfire at the entrance of the museum wounded at least two people Wednesday, emergency officials said.
A private security guard and the shooting suspect were wounded, according to officials of the Washington police.
Sgt. David Schlosser, a spokesman for U.S. Park Police, told reporters a man armed with a “long gun” entered the museum at 12:50 p.m. and fired at a security officer, and both were wounded in the exchange of gunfire.
It’s true. Electing a black man has made the wackadoodles officially go homicidal.
So far in 2009 we’ve had one Unitarian church get shot up by a nut railing about Liberals and gays. One abortion doctor assassinated at his church by a dude with ties to a crazy hate group and now two people have been shot/injured inside the Holocaust Museum by an 88-YEAR-OLD MAN!
Who fought in WWII, nonetheless! On OUR side!
So, I’m pretty sure I’m not the ONLY person thinking this … what the hell is next? Should I invest in something bulletproof? Does my church, synagogue or mosque need to purchase bomb sniffing dogs? Does my local NAACP office need to employ Kimbo Slice and Mike Tyson for security? Should we keep the president’s children in a bunker for the next four years?
What the HELL, wackadoodles!? Get back in yer cages. No one asked you to use the Great Democralypse as an excuse to start offing the people you’ve secretly wanted to kill since the Reagan Administration. I don’t intend on spending the next three-and-a-half years with one eye on my backside, but you’re making an awesome case for the NRA and its various reasons why they think black folks need MORE guns.
Add in the occasional half-cooked scheme by your garden variety al-Qaeda wannabe (see this Army recruiting station getting shot up in Arkansas and this story of New York synagogues being targeted), and you’ve got a reciepe ripe for a big ol’ batch of “EVERYBODY PANIC!” So if you’re brown, black, Asian, Jewish, Muslim, gay, Liberal, pro-abortion or anything else hated by wackadoodles watch your back! It’s apparently the killing season.