My fair, soul-humping, effeminate, murse-carrying, bag-o-pretty-pretty-princess-nuts, Señor Baby Wipes, aka actor Terrence Howard, is engaged! (I know! Aren’t you HORRIFIED!) He’s found LOVE, or something like it, again, so sez WENN.com. I don’t completely trust WENN.com (as they’ve burned me before), but hey, it’s Señor Baby Wipes. I’m sure he could find some woman-based life-form willing to put up with him despite the fact that he sounds like he completely hates women.
More after the jump.
The chick we should be keeping in our prayers is Colombian actress Zulay Henao, who Señor has never confirmed was his lady lover, but was grossly seen frolicking on a beach with him back in 2007. She was his co-star in that film “Fighting” that I didn’t go see. Howard allegedly proposed to her in the Czech Republic where he is working on the film, “Red Tails.”
In WENN’s report they rather nonchalantly drop how Howard’s last marriage turned out (um … CREEPY!) in the same fashion they would write up his box office numbers.
Howard, 40, hooked up with Henao after splitting with ex-wife Lori McCommas for the second time in 2005.
Howard and McCommas ended their 14-year marriage in 2003, but he successfully wooed her back and they remarried, only to split for good soon after.
Just last year the actor revealed how he had bought McCommas her childhood home and stalked her in a bid to win her back. (Emphasis mine!)
Is stalking cool now because do we really want to encourage the regular ass whackadoodles who stalk their exes? Especially since these whackadoodles of all ages and sexes tend to, I don’t know, make life miserable for the person they are stalking, and in sad, extreme cases, abuse or kill the object of their obsession? Because that’s what stalking is! Being obsessed with someone to the point it renders you illogical and abusive.
But hey! Those kids are in love! Everybody celebrate! After all, WENN also writes that, “after their second split, he moved on and found love with Henao, who helped him recover from the heartbreaking death of his beloved mother Anita to cancer last September.” Beautiful. So that makes it all right. I’m SURE he’ll respect Henao’s boundaries, won’t put unrealistic expectations on her and won’t become an asshat at first sign of disagreement. He doesn’t sound crazy, controlling or abusive at all.
Watch yer back, Henao!
PS. To WENN’s credit, they at least mention that Howard has a little stalking problem. Everyone else just acts like Howard’s 2005 marriage ended in regular ole divorce, not creepy-ass “Fatal Attraction”-meets-“Unfaithful” divorce and didn’t mention it at all.
PPSS! I think the only person more confused, bewildered, enamored and horrified by Terrence Howard than me is cinema blogger Invisible Woman. Check out her Terrence Watch to understand why we both can’t look away no matter how hard we try.
Also: To know why I call him “Señor Baby Wipes,” (and why I question if he even likes womenfolk) please click here.