What’s jumpin’ off in Hot Topics? Why everything, of course!
Even Maya Rudolph thought her Michelle O. impression was ass on a stick. So talented, so funny, so shouldn’t have even tried to play Michelle Obama, but you know Lorne Michaels has this allergy to black women on Saturday Night Live (or should we say almost all black comedians despite the level of funny). I’m just going to keep putting it out there in the universe: AISHA TYLER! You know? Until someone listens to me. I realize they’d have to put Fred Armisen in lifts because Tyler is a giant like the real Michelle, but WHO CARES! I want what I want and I want it now and I want Aisha!
Don’t go through a divorce while running for re-election. Especially if you left your wife for another woman. Especially if your wife is as “bout it” as Jessie Wynn, ex-wife of former Congressman Al Wynn of Maryland. That girl has no shame in her game. SHE WILL GET YOU BACK!
Black women and interracial dating! (In relation to the Disney film “The Princess and the Frog.”) Thirty-four comments and STILL going strong. Get in there and throw some bows!