Both this story and this lovely Photoshopped picture via Best Week Ever. The humorous blog is saying one of my favorite Incognegroes, Rashida Jones (the daughter of music mogul Quincy Jones and actress Peggy Lipton) may or may not be dating Obama Speechwriter Jon Favreau.
Jones, who is currently starring on NBC’s Parks and Recreations was allegedly seen getting tipsy on a Friday night with the 27-year-old Favreau.
Details after the jump.
Here’s how it went down: Rashida and Jon were hanging out in an exclusive bar in the Georgetown area (yes, D.C. does have “exclusive places”, unless you’re a WASP, as then the world is your nest.) Our tipster reports that the two were attached at the hip all evening, until they starting making out with each other at the bar. Eventually, they left with one another. We can only assume they did the inevitable… shake hands (hands = genitals.)
The next night, Rashida was spotted looking radiant* (*bc she probs had ess) at the White House Correspondents dinner, while her latest boy toy was likely busy backstage writing one liners for the POTUS. So does this mean Favreau, easily the hottest commodity the East Coast has to offer, has broken up with rumored girlfriend and Maxim model Ali Campoverdi?
For the sake of not-black-black-girls everywhere, let’s hope so. Go on, Rashida! You go and make out with Power. Grope some Power. Do your thing with Power. Newsflash to the uninformed: Power is an aphrodisiac and Farveau, no matter how you feel about his face, totally has the juice. After all, he writes the words that come out of the president’s mouth, so this is the closest to making out with Barack Ms. Jones is going to get. I applaud her ability to use her cuteness and celebrity rating to get herself that much closer to power. I mean, I would have preferred tackling Kal Penn, but, hey, if she wanted that she had years to work on it. He was playing out of the same minority sandbox she was for decades as an underemployed actor.