Michelle is wearing Michael Kors again. Oprah is making the “Yesssss, this will sell some magazines,” Mr. Burns-esque eeexxxxcelllent face while wearing Rachel Roy. All is well in the universe. (Source: Us Magazine)
Other random Michelle news of the day after the jump.
When Prom Night Comes Back to Bite You In the Thigh: Lord. This has only just begun what I will believe will be a trend in anyone who ever once starred lovingly, swamped spit, held hands or touched an Obama in the act of dating revealing all to whoever will pay them the duckets.
First up to bat, this homeskillet who looks damn near 40 in his prom picture with Michelle. (Source: UK Daily Mail)
David said: ‘I grew up with Michelle and her brother Craig. We were neighbours, and our families were close.
‘When Michelle was in the middle of her junior year, we began dating and continued to date for a year-and-a-half.
He says he can’t even remember if he received a goodnight kiss after the prom.
The romance ended when Michelle went off to Princeton to study sociology.
‘Michelle knew what she wanted and after graduation she was off to Princeton University. I couldn’t stand in her way.’
Perhaps mindful that her husband is the President, David refuses to ‘kiss and tell’ about their time together.
Cute. But not.
I seriously think they only wanted this dude’s story to get the prom pick because Michelle is rocking all kinds of thigh. Like, more thigh than you will ever get to see. Enjoy it while you can, Michelle leg lovers!