My fair Señor Baby Wipes, aka, ultra fey, arrogant and “asshat-like” actor Terrence Howard is on the cover of Ebony and for some sick reason the photographer lit his face so his eyes would look extra vampiric and creepy, as if he can see through my soul and right into my bathroom to see if I have a box of baby wipes resting on the counter.
Or, at least a bidet.
“UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!” he would scream as he’d run away to go emulsify himself in a lush foment of bleach, Lemon scented Pledge and Purell.
Readers, if you love an actor, never read any interviews he gives. He or she could be an asshat and then ruin every viewing of his or her films. I couldn’t even watch “The Brave One” without thinking, did he ask Jodie Foster if she had baby wipes in her trailer? And if he did, did Foster tell him to “fuck off?” Because that sounds like something she would say in that situation.
And I actually “like” Terrence Howard but now I can never talk about him without calling him “Señor Baby Wipes.” Why? Terrence? TMI! TMI!
Anyway, for poops and giggles, enjoy this video from a month ago of equally asshat-like actor Jamie Foxx immitating Howard in the most hilarious terms possible.