Ted said he’s truly sorry and in the spirit of Martin Luther King, Jr. he wants to be forgiven ya’ll!
And what MLK has to do with his infamous “Drunken Negro Face” cookies made “in honor” of President Barack Obama, that aren’t offensive or anything even though baker Ted Kefalinos kept saying things like Obama wants to be like Lincoln and “he’ll get his just like Lincoln,” I’ll never know.
What? Was that like offensive or something? Why the anger Greenwich Village? He made cakes for “Sex In the City” once. They employed Blair Underwood in their last season. He can’t be racist! So please, like, stop threatening to burn the his shop down. And please keep buying the black & whites and sweet breads. Seriously. He’s got a Cuban brother-in-law and everything. He’s totally not racist. Are we cool now, Ted wonders? Negroes, nosotros estabamos frescos?