Perhaps you could wash these down with your Cognac Hennessey 44!
Also, dude swears he can’t be racist! He has a Cuban brother-in-law or something and he loves everyone … so …. we’re all good right? Also, when black folks and white folks agree that your cookies are offensive and the white folks are the ones who initially called you on it (no waiting to page Al Sharpton!), DAMN, your cookies must be pretty offensive.