Diddy Combs at a Last Chance rally in Florida he hosted with Jay-Z and Mary J. Blige.

VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! OR DIDDY WILL KILL YOU! (And possibly Jay-Z … and yeah, probably me and a majority of The Black Snob’s readers. Really. We’re not fucking around. Vote. And don’t bother asking “who.” YOU KNOW WHO!

“The Great Hope Mongerer!” “Hopey McChangey!” Sasha and Malia’s daddy!

Don’t you want Sasha and Malia’s daddy in the White House? Look at their faces! How can you say no to those faces!?!?!

And Michelle Obama (here campaigning her ass of in Colorado yesterday), are you going to DENY her the right to become the full-fledged style, aspirational, successful, talented, smart black woman icon she rightly deserves to be as First Lady? And don’t get me started on my dear Hopey McChangey himself, Barack Obama. He’s brilliant. He’s cool under pressure. He gives a rat’s ass about the po’ folk (that’s all that unfaithful bastard John Edwards asked for when he endorsed him).

And he’s going to attempt what has never been done — fix the healthcare system in the US. And he’s not John McCain and those are the official Snob reasons why I’m voting Obama. Obama’s bringing the smart back and I’m all for it. End every playground diss of a black nerd. That could be the next Barack or Michelle Obama so STFU, bratty children! You too, overtly negative yet gleefully ignorant black people! All that’s over. I’m officially declaring the war against ourselves done. Let’s go to war over something meaningful: like making sure our votes get counted by any means necessary. Don’t worry about your parking tickets and warrants, people. Or if your home is foreclosed. GO VOTE! THE VOTE KILLERS ARE LYING TO YOU! If you go vote all that will happen is voting. I promise.

And man, I wanted to write something beautiful and meaningful about today, but … I’m too full of LET’S DO THIS THING! More meaningful perspective later today (along with regular updates after 4 p.m.) on this historic election that is the biggest thing to happen since 1968.

10 thoughts on “ELECTION DAY!!!!!!

  1. Well, I already voted in person 2 weeks ago in NC. I live in a very rural area and I’ve been hearing stories on the news about voter intimidation here. A group of white people slashed 30 car tires and made a mock casket for Obama at a polling station. Although I didn’t grow up in NC, I have a lot of relatives living in these parts. I’m shocked at violence because I thought that stuff went out with “Roots.” It’s quiet and peaceful here but I don’t like living among people having this mindset, even if they’re good at hiding it. Makes me wanna holler.

  2. Thank you to Black Snob and all the bloggers. If it weren’t for you all, I wouldn’t have made it this election year. TV news and views were awful. The bloggers kept it real and entertaining and informative and that’s not easy to do! Do what you can to keep Snob and the bloggers in business! After the election dedicate yourself to news which shares your views and has the courage to be different. TV media dropped the ball in not doing more of a coordinated review of the news with online bloggers. Yay for the bloggers!

  3. I vote this morning at 7AM. I was elated to be on line with 200 hundred other people. I’m in an in between state of hyperventilating and calmness. Thanks Snob for making the election journey sweet as all get out with your black nerd swag and intelligent as hell perspective.I wish you nothing but great things Danielle.

  4. I voted.GF and I went a little late, around 9AM, and stood in line for a little over an hour (in Park Slope, BK no less). There were wonderfully long lines in NYC this morning. Long, peaceful HOPEful lines. Young people. Old people. Parents with their children. Young black dudes. Young Hispanic dudes. It was so moving to see and be a part of.GObama or go home!

  5. I voted 2 weeks ago in NC, but I still woke up at 4:00 AM as excited as a kid waiting to go to Disney. Now I need a nap. It’s going to be a long night.

  6. Got to the polls here in VA at 5:15am with #2 son who voted for the FIRST TIME, WOOT! And he’s voting for someone who looks JUST LIKE HIM! Every mother’s dream is slowly being realized.

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