The Obama belt. To quote Whitney Houston … Hell-to-the-naw!
Witness the Obama Belt, a piece of partisan primping so fug it makes the humble campaign button look positively chic. For a hundred bucks, its proceeds, according to ObamaBelt.com, will “support swing state voter initiatives.” But the cost to your own wardrobe, as they say, is priceless.
Like mantyhose, no one should wear this. I don’t care how much you love Obama. This renders Barack to boy band member status. Or put some “bling” on it and it could be one of those damn sparkle buckle belt wearing high school boys with their sagging $200 denims they bought with their totally not hood Mommy and Daddy’s money.
Just say no, kids!