But then I’m biased.
Cindy McCain overtook Michelle Obama as the more stylish potential First Lady in a poll conducted by E-Poll Market Research. Thirty-six percent of respondents said McCain was stylish, while only 28 percent said the same about Michelle Obama.
Jackie Kennedy came in first, naturally, with 48 percent, and Hillary Clinton was at number 10 with only 7 percent of people saying she had style.
I could go into all the ways this is all kinds of wrong — like how Cindy has no imagination and doesn’t take many risks. Or how her rotating banal to Star Trek looking outfits at the Republican National Convention did nothing for her (although I thought her extensions looked good on the last night of the convention).
Or how Michelle gets rave reviews for so many fashionistas that insane supermodel Tyra Banks played dress up as Michelle for Harper’s Bazaar. Or that Vanity Fair put her on the best dressed list two years in a row. While Cindy gets rave reviews from … um … I don’t know. (Little help, anyone?) I think there was some compliments when she slipped on the size zero jeans for Vanity Fair or Vogue or whatever. Who cares? She put on some damn jeans. The only Americans who do that are everyone!
I could go into how wrong it is, (like how Cindy looks and dresses like a retro Barbie doll) but I’m going to let you do the heavy lifting on this one, fellow Michellistas.
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