A few of you have noted that Tyra Banks’ “Tyra-as-Michelle” madness needs to stop, but mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery (and a tell-tale sign of unhealthy obsession). I feel differently. I don’t want her to stop. Go further, Tyra! Go so far you come out the other side of the looking glass! Delve into your own insanity until you adopt a pair of girls and rename them Sasha and Malia. Descend into the absurd until you legally change your name to “Tyra Obama,” then get put down on that list the Secret Service keeps of deranged women obsessed with Barack.
Just her and Scarlett Johansson, whispering prettily, “Yes we can.”