Michelle Obama: Looking Good On “The View”

A lil’ dap for Elizabeth … she’s supposed to go on Hannity & Colmes tonight. Maybe she’ll tell her boy Sean to stand down on the whole, “Oh dear Lordy, Lord! Barack Obama is an inexperienced black power spewing, honky-hating, Christian Liberation Theology practicing, Secret Muslim extremist who’s super Liberal and wants to conduct gay marriage ceremonies while eating a chocolate covered baby then enslave the white race to build his fried chicken n’ biscuit empire! Clutch yer pearls!

Pick one thing, Sean! Stop contradicting yourself!

When Michelle said she was 5’11” she wasn’t kidding. She’s rendered every woman on The View “pocket sized.” She also looks like a giant sitting next to Matthew Broderick.

And I wish I could find better pictures of the dress because it was awesome, and Michelle did a good job of gabbing with Gran Dames of daytime talk, keeping things light and semi-unscripted. But I’m sure Sean Hannity will still find something to bitch about anyway. Maybe that print she’s wearing from White House Black Market is a secret Hezbollah floral print.

7 thoughts on “Michelle Obama: Looking Good On “The View”

  1. Uppity Negro,I only watched for a minute or two, but, guess what ‘the little ball of hate’ (Hannity – thanks, Roland Martin) brought up?3 guesses and the first two don’t count. Yep. Rev. Wright. I kid you not. Even wound up playing Barack’s appearance on The View on the Rev. Wright question. I turned off..didn’t need to see anything more.

  2. I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller…I digress. But I do wish I were a little bit taller. I love how Mrs. Obama owns her height and stands tall, no slouching. Someone who is definitely comfortable in her own skin.

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