Big Sis is a huge Gabrielle Union fan even if the girl is hardly ever in anything worth watching. (A remake of “The Honeymooners,” Gabby? Really?) But most of Big Sis’ love for Gabby is because she covets Gabby’s gorgeous mahogany skin tone. We Snobs turn this sort of reddish brown when we get dark and it’s hardly uniform. We don’t turn a nice, sexy, smooth brown. We don’t get what Gabby was born with. But we all can’t be that sexy.
No, no. We all can’t be Gabby, who through good looks, sass and just enough talent, has been able to figure out away to never pay for drinks again.
Gabby has a sexy game that she knows how to work. She has hustled herself into the hottest pictures, the hottest parties and into the beds of the hottest people. Who knew one could pimp kicking Kirsten Dunst’s ass in “Bring It On” for almost a decade? Because that is totally what Gabby did. She has pimped that shit into more roles, more swag and more free drinks than any sister who’s name isn’t Nicole Richie.
And like Richie (before she got knocked up), my Gabby likes to party all the time. She is just skipping up to the bar late with her sexy, getting her drink on, flirtin’ all up on fellow wall alum Hill Harper, then sloshing her way home to a house much nicer than she should ever be able to afford on such a sporadic work schedule.
But you look hot girl. Never change.