And other photo fun all with the infamous all across the USA!
Ahhh … the beautiful people were out at the Lincoln Center for Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People party. Even septuagenarian presidential nominee John McCain was there. It was beauty and the beast. While some looked simply scrumptious (a la Great Wall of Sexy member Robert Downey Jr.), others looked more ‘simply Skeletor.”
By the power of Grey Skull! Let there be CELEBRITIES!
Oprah’s BFF Gayle King with Ed Bradley Award for Journalistic Hotness nominee Matt Lauer. Matt looks nice. Gayle … looks like Gayle.
This is Great Wall of Sexy member Zhang Ziyi, who looks gorgeous. I don’t know what’s up with her date though, Mr. Vivi Nevo. I’m not diggin’ the bony face. And it’s not good bony, like Willem Defoe. Just bad bony. Like Maria Shriver.
Malaak Compton and Chris Rock. Are they still together? For some reason I thought they called it quits? Either way, this photo isn’t doing them any favors.
The newlyweds! Nick Cannon and Mariah “Mimi Butterfly Rainbow” Carey. Am I the only one who misses her “curly” hair? We haven’t seen it since she dumped Tommy Mottola. Still, she looks good. In the pictures below, even though there’s a good chance she’s wearing some Spanx Power Panties, she looks hot.
And is that a sparkle microphone stand? With a studded microphone??? Damn, Mimi. That’s divalicious.
Aiiiiieeeee! What is that old man doing to that young lady! Oh. It’s just Rupert again with his (gasp) wife, Wendi Deng.
John McCain, in one of the better pictures I found of him. Salute! And don’t fall down while cameras are rolling! No Bob Doles!
The Downeys: Both Roberts, father and son. And, damn. The son is hot.
Tyler Perry doing a “grip n’ grin” with Keenan Thompson. Why the sunglasses? Did he just have cataract surgery? Lasik? Coming down with a bit of the ‘Ray Charles‘? Or Corey Hart disorder?
Aiiiiiiiiiieee! What is this? An ugly white dude, hot Asian lady sandwich? This is an abomination. They both are DRAMATICALLY better looking than their husband/date. Gah. Rupert. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
CELEBRITY PARADE PART II
I need something to wash that horrible taste out of my mouth. Something smooth. Something sexy. Something preferably rocking a hat in a sexy silver suit at Sardi’s Restaurant in New York City.
It’s Great Wall of Sexy member, Terrence Howard! Oh Terrence, you may be a pretty, pretty asshole, but you’re a pretty asshole who’s made my day.
Phylicia Rashad, Anika Noni Rose and Terrence Howard all got caricatures of their faces to hang on the walls at Sardi’s
And now for some schadenfruede!