I normally don’t get involved in gay speculation, but as I noted in my Incognegro entry on Wentworth Miller, he has an insane gay following and an insane female following and they are constantly involved in trench warfare over which tribe can claim this quiet, unassuming, Ivy-league educated, not-black-black-person.
Personally, I’ve already claimed him as a secret Negro in the “Racial Draft,” so, um, don’t care! Because if he’s gay he’s still an INCOGNEGRO and that’s all that matters to me.
Wet For Went, a Miller fan who makes my mild curiosity look like a severe case of Went-aphilla, pokes fun at the whole notion that if your gay friend comes out of the closet somehow you are now gay. (And the gay friend would be Luke McFarlane of “Brothers and Sisters” who recently came out and was rumored to be dating Miller after they were repeatedly seen making Starbucks runs together.)
Who does our heart go out to? Publicist Jill Fritzo at PMK, who’s going to have to handle another round of gay denials for client Wentworth Miller.
Thanks to Brothers & Sisters actor Luke MacFarlane (who plays Scotty, a gay character) coming out in an interview, the gossips will inevitably start marching through the actor’s paparazzi shots to see who he’s been linked to.
If the gays and the fan girls can’t work this out, I fear Jimmy Carter will need to be flown in to broker some sort of peace agreement where the gays get Miller on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays and the breeders get him Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays with Saturday ownership rights alternating weekly.
But I already called “Negro!” So back off you white, Lebanese, whatever the fuck else Wentworth is people. We need all the Princeton grads we can get!
On top of that FOX has decided to torture me with another season of “Prison Break.” Why??? Season three was nightmarishly bad, but I’ll still watch four anyway because Wentworth’s fickle ass won’t make a movie.
C’mon! I know you’re getting offered roles. Take something! “Prison Break” has turned into a self-parody where none of the characters make sense anymore.
And if you do accept a script could it be sci-fi or another flick where you play another incognegro? And can your romantic lead be a black or not-black-black-actress? I still have dreams.
And those dreams include you getting it on with Jada Pinkett-Smith, Kerry Washington, Paula Patton or Nicole Lyn? I’ll let you pick!