Incognegro: Wentworth IS “Gay by Association!”

I normally don’t get involved in gay speculation, but as I noted in my Incognegro entry on Wentworth Miller, he has an insane gay following and an insane female following and they are constantly involved in trench warfare over which tribe can claim this quiet, unassuming, Ivy-league educated, not-black-black-person.

Personally, I’ve already claimed him as a secret Negro in the “Racial Draft,” so, um, don’t care! Because if he’s gay he’s still an INCOGNEGRO and that’s all that matters to me.

But, obviously, the gays and the fan girls feel differently.

Wet For Went, a Miller fan who makes my mild curiosity look like a severe case of Went-aphilla, pokes fun at the whole notion that if your gay friend comes out of the closet somehow you are now gay. (And the gay friend would be Luke McFarlane of “Brothers and Sisters” who recently came out and was rumored to be dating Miller after they were repeatedly seen making Starbucks runs together.)

Sayeth Jossip:

Who does our heart go out to? Publicist Jill Fritzo at PMK, who’s going to have to handle another round of gay denials for client Wentworth Miller.

Thanks to Brothers & Sisters actor Luke MacFarlane (who plays Scotty, a gay character) coming out in an interview, the gossips will inevitably start marching through the actor’s paparazzi shots to see who he’s been linked to.

Read more gay speculating here and women unrepentant in his love of all things vagina related.

If the gays and the fan girls can’t work this out, I fear Jimmy Carter will need to be flown in to broker some sort of peace agreement where the gays get Miller on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays and the breeders get him Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays with Saturday ownership rights alternating weekly.

But I already called “Negro!” So back off you white, Lebanese, whatever the fuck else Wentworth is people. We need all the Princeton grads we can get!

On top of that FOX has decided to torture me with another season of “Prison Break.” Why??? Season three was nightmarishly bad, but I’ll still watch four anyway because Wentworth’s fickle ass won’t make a movie.

C’mon! I know you’re getting offered roles. Take something! “Prison Break” has turned into a self-parody where none of the characters make sense anymore.

And if you do accept a script could it be sci-fi or another flick where you play another incognegro? And can your romantic lead be a black or not-black-black-actress? I still have dreams.

And those dreams include you getting it on with Jada Pinkett-Smith, Kerry Washington, Paula Patton or Nicole Lyn? I’ll let you pick!

11 thoughts on “Incognegro: Wentworth IS “Gay by Association!”

  1. I’d heard about this Luke fella and I’ve heard the rumor mill grinding away with gay-dust sprinkling all over our Wentworth. Ummm, I don’t care either. LOL. He’s gushworthy all the same. I’d like him to do another movie as well. ‘Human Stain’ was too close to him. ‘Underworld’ wasn’t even mentioning (although he was quite sexy in those glasses). Ummm, what else has he done? Oh yeah, there’s nothing more. I think he’s maybe riding this wave of Prison Break, enjoying traveling the world promoting the show. I think he has a personal goal of going to every possible Starbucks shop in any and every country. Can he really do that (or would he want to) without the Fox-promo-Machine footing the bill? LOLOL. Thanks for the Incognegro update.

  2. madame z: My fear is that Wentworth will go “bah” to acting the minute Prison Break dies. He’s highly intelligent, private and not a giant news whore. And usually you really, really need that “news whore” component to blow up.I fear his Stalker-fans might have him considering a return to Yale to write a dissertation on his flirtation with fame.That said, if he actually does want to blow up, he should get that Gyllenhaal kids agent. I mean, I love Jakey Poo, but Miller can out-act that dude’s ass AND Went is sexier, dreamier with way more nerd hot. Like I find Gyllenhaal attractive, but the only person I’d want to do a “XXX throw down” with is Miller. Jake is like the third carbon copy of Tobey Maguire walking around Hollywood. Granted, he’s the most butch one, but if we’re talking Tobey Maguires, that ain’t sayin’ much.

  3. Went is a Negro! I claim him as well Snob! LOLI don’t buy the gay deal, but whatever. I think WFW’s site is hilarious! She has a wicked sense of humor and she pokes fun at herself and him.I always get a laugh. I’d love to see him do some films as well since I stopped watching PB after Season 2. He’s talented and he needs to get a move on.He is The Hotness that’s for sure.

  4. Hey Snob – Don’t forget N’Bushe Wright on your list of hotties for Went to do the nasty with.He’s also a Princeton and not a Yale grad.

  5. Yeah, it matters not whether he’s gay. We’ll take him either way!And I also share your fears that he won’t act after Prison Break… but then again, maybe he’ll do the stage thing?

  6. Jake is like the third carbon copy of Tobey Maguire walking around Hollywood. Granted, he’s the most butch one, but if we’re talking Tobey Maguires, that ain’t sayin’ much.LOLOLI’m inclined to agree with you here although at first, didn’t want to. But yes, Jake is definitely more butch. LOL And I can totally see Went absorbing back into non-celebrity-an life after this phenomena that was/is Prison Break dies down. I remember when they were shooting in/around Dallas. I wanted so badly to go and ‘stalk’ him, but decided the imminent jailtime wouldn’t be worth it. 😉

  7. danielle: Good suggestion and I did fix the error. Poor N’Bushe. She rocks yet she’s hardly in anything.shani-o: I never turn a sexy and smart not-black-black-person down. The warm bosom of blackness is always welcoming of another member.madame z: There are about FIVE flavors of Tobey Maguire.1) Classic Tobey Maguire2) Elijah Wood (the Unsexy Nerdy Tobey)3) Jake Gyllenhaal (the dreamy Tobey)4) Topher Grace (Skinny Tobey)5) And James Franco (Sexy Tobey)I’m partial to the actual Tobey, Jakey Poo and James Franco who makes me drool and froth at the mouth. James is almost too pretty to even be a Tobey, but otherwise I’d have to lump him into the James Marsden/Johnathan Rhys Meyers category.And yes … I waste a lot of energy thinking about these sorts of things.

  8. I’m partial to the actual Tobey, Jakey Poo and James Franco who makes me drool and froth at the mouth. James is almost too pretty to even be a Tobey, but otherwise I’d have to lump him into the James Marsden/Johnathan Rhys Meyers category.And yes … I waste a lot of energy thinking about these sorts of things.I love the breakdown. Thanks for that. I have a special place in my lustful heart for James Franco, too. There’s just something about him that’s… Oh and I think he’s awesomely talented, too. Loved him in the Spiderman flicks, particularly 3. 😉

  9. madame z: If someone put Wentworth, James Franco and Johnny Depp in a movie together my head would explode. My head would also explode if someone put Terrence Howard, Isaiah Washington, Daniel Sunjata and Mark Wahlberg in a movie together.Make it happen Hollywood!

  10. Eh, Wentworth not really interested don’t care if he’s gay. BUT could you please profile Leonette McKee (i think that’s how you spell her name). She’s my favorite “tragic mulatto”. As a mulatto (heh) myself I am fascinated by the whole “tragic mulatto” mystique and I love your Incognegro postings!I have to say I love your site!!! And have forwarded it to all of my friends. Because of your posting about Jennifer Beals I’m definitely checking out Feast of All Saints.

  11. studpoet: If you can get past the fact that a lot of the quadroons, octaroons and mulattos don’t look quite right (meaning, everyone save a few actors are a shade too dark for their roles), and if you can get over blondie’s bad acting …”Feast of All Saints” is an OK flick. I was entertained by it.And I love Lonette McKee too. Her, Lena Horne and Dorothy Dandrige are awesome.Also, I’m glad you like the site and thank you for spreading the love!

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