Newsflash: Naomi Campbell! (UPDATE)

UPDATE: Here’s a Reuters article on Naomi’s spit-down with a cop at Heathrow.

My favorite supermodel who can fuck you up with a cell phone has been kicked of a plane in London’s Heathrow Airport, per CNN. It just flashed on the screen. God, you have to admire that heifer. She is 37. Looks gorgeous. And is batshit insane.

See? This is why I love her more than Tyra Banks. I realize that Tyra is probably less delusional that Naomi and she’s not as nearly grating as Kimora, but Naomi keeps the home fires burning by staying fierce and screaming at peasants, demanding them to yield to her Amazonian glory. I mean, if you’re going to be a black bitch, be the most fabulous black bitch in the world.

Never change, Naomi! I hope you’ll be slapping cops who pull you over for speeding when you’re an old fierce lady.

4 thoughts on “Newsflash: Naomi Campbell! (UPDATE)

  1. YESSSSSSS!! I knew she wouldn’t let me down. I can’t wait to see her doing communtity service in Gucci heels again! FABULOUS!

  2. I’m aware Naomi Campbell is crazy, but I am still confused about Foxy Brown. Is he batshit crazy, or just really, really ghetto?

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