When I read that McCain was dreaming of his ideal running mate, preferably a young, male, married conservative stud with political pedigree and a kink-free, non-gay subtext, I imagined McCain kicking back with his friends in the Straight Talk Express, pulling cards to find out who John’s Mystery Dream Heart Throb Barbie Date could be!
Oh the possibilities!
A young-ish, studly Mormon? A wacky preacher man with comic timing? Condi?
Who could it be?
Cruel Cupid, why must you temp John McCain with the one man who’s heart he can never claim?