Now updated!! See below.
This guy. Sad really. Just sad. It’s like he was jealous of all the Republicans having the wacky perverted fun. Out of the way Larry Craig and David Vitter, Spitsy-Spits has gots tah get his swerve on!
Keep it in the pants, fellas. Seriously.
Or at least be more discriminating about who you do the bump with.
On top of all that, on the arrest warrant associated with the case a defended is listed by the name of one Temeka Rachelle Lewis. She is accused of all sorts of harlotry along two fellas. Thanks to Snob reader Charles D. who sent me info on the warrant, we were able to do some racial CSI speculating based on nothing but Ms. Lewis’ Christian name and have thus deduced that she is likely of some black American origin or, perhaps, a white woman raised by a black family who chose to name her something no white family would ever think of naming their child.
I told Charles D. what I’m telling you now, “Why, Lord? Why? Wasn’t Divine Brown enough of a scourge?”
Side note: I actually wrote a song about Divine Brown in reference to our obsession with celebrity gossip. The chorus went something to the effect of, “and we’re all going down like our names were Divine Brown.” Catchy!
Update/Side note II: It appears the black race may be suffering only a minuscule embarrassment in the Spitzer sex-with-really-expensive-hookers scandal. Rachelle appears to be but a mere “booker,” a 23-year-old just tryin’ to make a living by helping her employers arrange the transactions between hookers, johns and funds. Per The Smoking Gun’s document sharing, she’s apparently the Secretary of High Class Hookertown, not the proprietor or stunt. I’m assuming she’s not someone’s pay-for-play jump off because … they don’t pay $5,500 to do the nasty with sisters. I’ve never known whether to be insulted or relieved by this statistic, but it’s a reality in high class hooker world, the pretty but brown need not apply.