Naomi Campbell – because I got tired of the Obama license plate dude’s unappealing look – and because Naomi is a totally bad ass British bitch who will straight f#@k you up with a cell phone. That’s practically her super power as one of the few 90s era supermodels still holding it down on the catwalk. Plus she was in that nonsense Super Bowl commercial where she dances to “Thriller” with a bunch of CGI lizards. The commercial was lame but Naomi, as always, was hotter than a hand grenade and happy to take a lizard dancin’ paycheck. Don’t spend it all on cocaine and diamonds!