Roger Federer beat James Blake in three sets. I didn’t even watch it after I watched Venus Williams fuck shit up with that horrendous first serve. Not that the other girl was playing great either, she just wasn’t as bad as Venus. The Williams sisters vowed to avenge their losses and that no one should be writing the obituaries or dancing on no graves yet.
I believe them. I believe they’ll sack it up and get it together. But what about the rest of my Australian Open? What about me? All my favorites are out. All I have left is the hot Frenchman. Go, hot possibly African but probably mixed with something man, go!