My sister, sister-of-black-snob, or SOBS, decided to share with me the horror that was the private island terror fortress wedding of the year. The marriage of Norbit and that girl from that was supposed to be in the Babyface video “My Kind of Girl” but got a cold and couldn’t be in the video but still made out pretty good by marrying Babyface.
Eddie Murphy, he’s been nuts for a long time now, so no big. But I don’t know what to make of Tracie Edmonds. After she and Babyface split I figured she’d just pull herself a Kimora Lee Simmons and just hype her movie production company to no end, write a book and get a reality show. You know, the sort of respectable thing former wives of rich men do nowadays.
But no. She had to marry Eddie Murphy, the guy with the ex-wife he treated like a baby making machine and father to the bastard child of Scary Spice of the horrid Spice Girls. Hence forcing me to have choose “Team Scary Spice” in the “who’s the daddy” fight she had with Murphy. She managed to flip that into a gig on “Dancing with the Stars.” Yeah! Everyone (NOT)wins!
Anyway, I guess this is only mildly embarrassing to black folks. Heck, it ended in a wedding. Who said black folks don’t get married? And this, unlike Norbit, wasn’t a sin against God. So congratulations on your fake marriage Eddie and Tracie! May you be blessed with many egomanictical returns.