First he said he would fight anyone who would try to limit his powers as RNC chairman. Then The Washington Times reported that he was cool with the opposition yanking the purse strings. Now he's all Hi-C rapping "I'm Not Your Puppet."
O Rly? You have balls now? I thought Rush Limbaugh sauted your balls and served them with a fine Chianti and a side of asparagus. Did someone loan you a pair? And if so, when JC Watts asks for his cajones back won't you just bend over and fold again?
But I'm game. Let's entertain your latest foray into Big Bad Brown mode. Wow me and the "O RLY" owl. Here we are now. Entertain us.
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