Heavy is the head that wears the front-runner crown. And the Godfather of Pizza Herman Cain is getting a taste of that good ol' fashion "vetting" process you get when they finally move you to the front of the line. People mock you. They come after you. They tell you your 9-9-9 Plan is hated by Anti-tax fetishist Grover Norquist. It's not pretty. Of course, Mittens knows the deal. He's been getting it from day one, even though -- technically -- no one wants him to be president. Both participated in Fall's worst new program, "Survivor: Rich White Man Edition, featuring The Black Pizza Guy and The Lady Person," as CNN hosted the 1,333rd GOP debate this year.