TWO PERCENT THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS MITTENS. MITTENS! MITTENS. I am going to hope so hard that these people were simply trolling. As the kids say.
Only six percent of those who responded knew his real first name, by the way: “Willard.”
Hey now, hey now. Don't dream it's over. Hey now, hey now. When the world comes in, they come, they come, to make us call him "Willard." We know they won't win.