For black lady site Madame Noire I finally broke down my opinions of a horrible book I was (thankfully) paid to read. That book was E.L. James' "Fifty Shades of Grey," better known as "Twilight fan fiction where Bella and Edward finally do it in unmentionable ways." Unfortunately, that concept was not as fun as it sounds. Like, for example, I'd probably love a fan-fiction erotica where my three favorite characters from the film X-Men: First Class (Charles, Mystic and Erik) finally "do it" in a really insane, super powered love triangle, but you just slightly change the names and powers because Marvel be suin', but if I wrote that it would be AWESOME. Which Fifty Shades is not. Oh, God, it is not. But I get why so many women are reading it anyway.
Psst ... the secret is the same reason why I and a whole bunch of other women saw "Magic Mike" last weekend. Womenz likes the "sex."