Bristol Palin Lost Her Amateur Clod-Hoofin' Show

She came in third. She was disappointed. She really wanted to win because, "Going out there and winning this would be like a big middle finger to all the people out there that hate my mom and hate me." Yes! That would have showed me! Only I don't hate her. Don't watch Dancing With the Stars. Did not vote. And morbidly wanted her to win just to screw with people who actually care about this mess. But, you know, this shit just got real for Bristol Palin because even goofy dancing shows featuring people who are not quite stars are now political. Really. Folks are shootin' teevees and mailing fake Anthrax over this mess. Priorities, America. Where are your priorities? Oh, yeah. You voted for Jennifer Grey to win. So ... you still ... don't have priorities, but possibly care about good dancing. Mmmkay. (The Daily Beast, Gawker)

Some People Troll the Internet, Palins Troll the World

Do you watch Dancing With the Stars? I don't. But whatever. Let's talk about it. Allegedly, some pro-Tea Party folks have gamed the voting system to keep Sarah Palin's lead-footed daughter in the hunt and now Bristol Palin is going on to the finals against Jennifer Grey, aka the woman I didn't recognize anymore post-Dirty Dancing because she got a nose job and thus killed her career (a cautionary tale).

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