Pregnant women are sooooo inconvenient. Being all pregnant and married to you. They just make you looks awful when you decide to cheat on them with the intern at work. But hey! Maybe that pregnant wife MADE you somehow forget you were married and famous for being all "I'm leaving my lucrative football career to take care of my family!" Couldn't be your fault, Tiki Barber! It just COULDN'T! I'm sure that intern just forced herself on you and you couldn't say no. Interns, being much younger than you and working for free are so cunning and manipulative with their whole still learning their way in the world about things. That's just too seductive. How dare they be so eager and hardworking! It's like all NBC interns (especially the hot blondes) are just ASKING for you to step out. How could he resist! (Story via Huffington Post)
My girl Bassey hipped me to this and I was rightfully horrified. Feel like committing suicide? KFC has the answer to how you should go out. DOUBLE DOWN on some chicken-y death!
How does KFC make sandwiches even better? They get rid of the pesky bread typically offered with sandwiches and instead they replace that bread with two pieces of chicken, that ladies and gentlemen is the “Double Down” the companies newest sandwich arriving April 12th.
The double down is simple, take a piece of fried or grilled chicken, throw some cheese in the middle and then throw another piece of fried or grilled chicken on top, then just wait 20 minutes and head to the emergency room.
Original recipe sandwiches will set you back 540 calories with 32g fat and 1380mg of sodium, while the grilled double down comes in at 460 calories, 23g fat and 1430mg of sodium.
This song has been stuck in my head since I saw Alice sing live last Wednesday in Annapolis, MD. It's from her new album that Epic is just SITTING ON. Which is unfortuante because Alice is phenomenal. FREE ALICE SMITH'S NEXT ALBUM. Geez.