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Sexual Consent: Kiely Williams Ur Doin' It Wrong

Fine. If you want to "blame it on the alcohol," fine, but don't try to convince me, Miss Kiely Williams, that it's a GOOD thing to have sex while in a blackout with some dude you don't know. Maybe Kiely, being a youngin', doesn't know what a blackout is, which is why I'm so perplexed by her song (and video) for "Spectacular."

I have a friend who is a recovering alcoholic who experienced blackouts and none of them sounded fun, let alone an environment where she could have consented to anything. Nothing like waking up wondering how your car ended up in a field or how you even got home last night and hoping you didn't hurt anyone or do anything crazy while you were completely out of it. Someone could/can do anything to you in a blackout. Kill you. Rape you. Beat you senseless. Take your money. Dump you in a ditch. Whatever. That's what a blackout is. Where you are so drunk that you are in danger of just dying from vomiting.

Hence why I'm confused by her song "Spectacular" where she sings that the sex was great EVEN THOUGH SHE DOES NOT REMEMBER IT! She doesn't remember how she got there in the song. She doesn't remember if he used protection. But it was "Spectacular!?" Get it? Even though she doesn't remember what the hell just happened, it was the bomb. Um ... noooooooooo! You're not describing a fun evening out. You're describing the sex scene at the beginning of in the film "Rules of Attraction" where Shannen Sossamon gets vomited on while being raped while she was blacked out.

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Tiki Barber Joins the "Wife? What Wife?" Club of Infidelity

Pregnant women are sooooo inconvenient. Being all pregnant and married to you. They just make you looks awful when you decide to cheat on them with the intern at work. But hey! Maybe that pregnant wife MADE you somehow forget you were married and famous for being all "I'm leaving my lucrative football career to take care of my family!" Couldn't be your fault, Tiki Barber! It just COULDN'T! I'm sure that intern just forced herself on you and you couldn't say no. Interns, being much younger than you and working for free are so cunning and manipulative with their whole still learning their way in the world about things. That's just too seductive. How dare they be so eager and hardworking! It's like all NBC interns (especially the hot blondes) are just ASKING for you to step out. How could he resist! (Story via Huffington Post)


Death By Chicken

My girl Bassey hipped me to this and I was rightfully horrified. Feel like committing suicide? KFC has the answer to how you should go out. DOUBLE DOWN on some chicken-y death!

From Indyposted:

How does KFC make sandwiches even better? They get rid of the pesky bread typically offered with sandwiches and instead they replace that bread with two pieces of chicken, that ladies and gentlemen is the “Double Down” the companies newest sandwich arriving April 12th.

The double down is simple, take a piece of fried or grilled chicken, throw some cheese in the middle and then throw another piece of fried or grilled chicken on top, then just wait 20 minutes and head to the emergency room.

Original recipe sandwiches will set you back 540 calories with 32g fat and 1380mg of sodium, while the grilled double down comes in at 460 calories, 23g fat and 1430mg of sodium.