Ahhhhh. It's all going according to plan! With that pesky Jesse Jackson Jr. neutered due to some old, crusty scandals that got sprayed with Febreze and aired out JUST IN TIME for Rahm Emanuel's big "I wanna be the New Daley" reveal, the soon-to-be former White House Chief o' Staff can get ready to break big in America's Second City.
Back in 2008 and 2009, when I was obsessively updating this site six times a day or more and doing a ton of story series -- from black conservatives on Obama to random polemics about controversial issues, one of the more popular ones was a series called "Doomed Romance." (To read in its original version on the old Snob site, click here.) Well, Doomed Romance, the reader-and-Snob-generated series is making a comeback with Even More Doomed Romance: Cheaters Edition!
By popular demand, I've finally put together some new Snob gear meant to appeal to those who prefer a more streamline look. Featuring the current snob girl logo or just the simple word "SNOB," these new bits of swag come a variety of colors and styles. Meaning ... yo, Greeks. You can totally color coordinate your Snob gear. (Psst! Alpha Kappa Alphas. I made a "Snob" girl with a green "O" in SNOB and pink lipstick. And I put it on not one but two pink shirts. Don't say I never gave ya' nuttin'!) I also have stuff for the menfolks. I also have gifts, tote bags and all kinds of mugs. Represent in style! All proceeds towards Snob gear go to The Snob's "Keep this Blog Alive" fund! The less stress I have over those bills in such the more I post! (Psst. I also take donations.) Check out the new Limited Edition shop here.