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Thursday
Sep042008

AverageBro Watches So You Don't Have To ...

Snob's play cousin AverageBro has a run down on all the big speeches last night at the Republican National Convention. Since I was barely conscious from Mayor 9-11 giving his "9-11, 9-11, POW, POW" speech, I can't give a full wrap up. So check out cuz's take. You're guaranteed to get a giggle or three.

Also check out Gawker's less than enthusiast reaction to Palin's speech (Wow! She can read a teleprompter! Who knew?) and their pondering if she's gonna scare the crap out of our Hebrew brothers and sisters.

Thursday
Sep042008

Hillary Clinton Died For Sarah Palin's Sins

HRC, your legacy is under threat by a barn-burning, "Feminist For Life" from Wasilla, Alaska. Whatcha gonna do?

As I watched Alaskan Gov. Sarah Palin's "Pitbull with lipstick" speech Wednesday night I wondered, "What is Hillary Rodham Clinton thinking?"

I only say this because I can't imagine that it sets well that Palin, a woman who is diametrically opposed to almost everything HRC professes to believe in, is taking her "18 million cracks" and running with them. And as she grasps the crown as the new political princess her defenders in the party and in the media cry sexism over every critique of Palin's qualifications and past.

It was surreal watching Gloria Berger and Campbell Brown parse Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's statement where he called Palin "shrill," pointing out the sexism when I recall a lot of sitting on hands over Clinton. As Democratic commentator Paul Begala pointed out, Clinton was referred to as a "bitch" on almost every cable news network, including CNN and it's affiliates, yet no one had boo to say and every pundit was telling Clinton and her throng of followers that she needed to suck it up if she was going to run with the big boys.

Now those same individuals who relished in trashing Clinton are rushing to Palin's defense. You can't really blame Begala's disgust. As a Clinton supporter he was among the many Clintonistas and feminists who felt they were dismissed as "whiners" in the face of the mocking of Clinton's voice, clothes, looks, record, sexuality, "victimhood," tears and morals.

But now it seems all the efforts of women and men to fight the sexism that dogged Clinton was only for Sarah Palin's benefit. Republicans have gone from "women who play the 'victim' card are whiners" to rallying around Palin and crying sexism at detractors.

And everything is sexism.

Question Palin's thin resume? You're a sexist. Question Palin's integrity in the light of "Troopergate?" You're a sexist. Question her dedication to ultra conservative, anti-abortion causes? You're a sexist. Mock her failed beauty queen storyline and Hockey Mom narrative? You're a sexist.

Question if McCain only picked her for the most cynical of reasons? You're a sexist.

Listening to Clinton Hater Dick Morris cry that no man would ever be questioned about their ability to parent while governing is almost vomit inducing. Hearing Sean Hannity behave as if he actually gave a crap or understood feminism made my head swim. Everything is relative, and now the Clinton Campaign Crucifixion on the cross of feminism has become Palin supporters' "Remember the Alamo."

Like the real battle for the Alamo, the men inside sent word to their leaders that they needed reinforcements, but barely got anything. The leaders deciding that the Alamo was fated to be lost.

Now Republicans, who hate both Clintons and fought them using everything from bogus charges that they murdered Vince Foster and countless Arkansans and various "bimbos of the week," are holding up Hillary as a martyr. "Remember Hillary!" they shout, following their new Femme Fatal Republican icon, Sarah Palin, an NRA, gun toting frontiers woman.

Unlike the Texians fighting for the Alamo in old San Antonio, Hillary Clinton is not dead. Her campaign is, but Sen. Clinton lives -- and so do her supporters who remember the rude jokes, jibes and digs that helped doom her campaign. Will they stand by as Palin becomes the no. 1 benefactor of their political dreams? Will Hillary stand silent while another woman takes her place as the most visible female politician on the national stage? Will feminists for reproductive rights stand idle while the right worships a "Feminist For Life," aka an anti-abortion candidate who wants to make abortion illegal? Will they all remain silent as their legacy is stolen by a Palin Come Lately steals their proverbial cracked glass ceiling?

Will the real Hillary Rodham Clinton please stand up so Sarah Palin and her posse can shut up?

There's a new line drawn in the sand and Palin crossed it. How long will it be before Clinton's pride and ego compels her to take back what was hers?

Thursday
Sep042008

Detroit's Thug Mayor Finally Steps Down

Detroit, your long local nightmare is over. Kwame "Lady Killer" Kilpatrick has come to his senses:

DETROIT - Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick pleaded guilty to felony charges Thursday in a sex-and-misconduct scandal and will step down after months of defiantly holding onto his job leading the nation's 11th-largest city. He was ordered jailed for four months and fined $1 million.

The plea deal brings to an end a seven-months-long ordeal that led to felony charges against Kilpatrick and plunged the city, region and state into political chaos.

As part of the deal, the 38-year-old Democrat is to serve four months in jail and five years of probation. He would pay the $1 million in restitution over the five-year probationary period.

Wayne County Circuit Court Judge David Groner asked Kilpatrick if the mayor understood he was giving up the right to be innocent until proven guilty.

"I gave that up a long time ago," Kilpatrick replied.

I thought this day would never come.

I haven't hid my disgust for Kwame Kilpatrick. Mostly because he's crooked and a jerk and his mistress was the one who got fired while he pranced around in his SUVs and expensive suits, appearing on TV with his wife apologizing for being crooked. Hiding behind his mama, who defended him and almost lost her seat in Congress for it.

But fear not crooked politician fans, as my play cousin AverageBro has described, Republican Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah "Barracuda" Palin possesses her own Kilpatrick-style strong arm policies. While Kwame tried to fire the cop investigating him, revealing those porno text messages I hope to never hear another reporter read out loud again, Palin is under investigation for firing the public safety official who wouldn't fire her brother-in-law. Sarah's living that "Thug Life," as evident in her speech Wednesday night where she tried to put the smack down on Barack Obama without really explaining why she was the right woman for the job.

Who cares! She's thug! That's all that matters! MC Rove nods in agreement. At least with her I can enjoy the thuggery and laugh at it, rather than cringe through Kilpatrick's Suge Knight impressions.

Oh, happy day!

Wednesday
Sep032008

Real Life is NOT "Juno"

Ellen Page (L) in the hit film "Juno," Bristol Palin with her baby brother Trig and Jamie Lynn Spears a few months back when she was pregnant at 16.

Jamie Lynn Spears sends gift to Bristol Palin:

If there’s one person who gets a pregnant teen, it’s Jamie Lynn Spears.

Britney Spears’ little sis is reaching out to Bristol Palin, the 17-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin, John McCain’s vice presidential pick.

A source close to the Beverly Hills baby store Petit Tresor tells CelebTV.com exclusively that a gift from Plain Mary was sent to Bristol Palin on behalf of Jamie Lynn Spears.

An insider says it was actually Lynne Spears, Jamie Lynn’s mom, who called about the gift, and requested the gift come from her daughter.

“It was ordered by phone, and they asked what could be done for under $100. They spent $60 on pink burpcloths,” said the source.

Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to her first daugther, Maddie Briann, in June, at the age of 17.

Now she just needs to go clubbing with Miley Cyrus and the circle will be complete. Perhaps Spears and Solange Knowles have a club Palin can join. Gah! Teen pregnancy is a SERIOUS issue. For every success story of a teen parent who makes it work and produces an exemplary citizen and scholar, there are the multitude of unwanted teen pregnancies that lead to children with poorer education, poorer living standards, poorer health care and poor parenting.

Not everyone is getting Barack Obama's 18-year-old for a mother. A lot get an immature, confused person who makes a plethora of mistakes because they can't/won't give up the childhood they lost.

It's a real problem! I'm not saying poor Bristol Palin and her boyfriend should be treated as a pariahs. In my mother's day they put you out of school if you got knocked up. Both in high school and at the Christian college she attended in Little Rock, Ark. I don't want to return to punishing girls for making a mistake, but I don't want this to turn into one big celebration that leaves the impression that getting pregnant at 17 is a good thing if your parents push you to marry the father of the child.


And it's doubly gross with John McCain using the meet-n-greet with the boyfriend on the tarmac as public relations. Even forcing the kid to shake his hand then oddly resting his hands on the both of them, squeezing them together as if he actually gives a damn about protecting either them from the drama unfolding.

I swore I never would resurrect this now hackneyed phrase, but by accepting McCain's vice presidential invitation, Alaskan Gov. Sarah Palin threw her daughter under the bus.

I can't look at this whole "Desperate Housewives" saga without hearing Billy Idol in my head murmuring:

Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who's the only one?
Hey little sister who's your superman?
Hey little sister who's the one you want?
Hey little sister shot gun!

It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day for a white wedding.
It's a nice day to start again.

Wednesday
Sep032008

Crank It Up: Noonan, Murphy Put McCain On Blast [Update 5:51 PM]

Conservative critics Peggy Noonan and Mike Murphy bemoan the Palin Pick off-camera as "cynical" and "political bullshit" on MSNBC. Beware of the hot mike! They're not just getting Jesse this year!

The clip is making the rounds all over the internet including Huffington Post and Politico.

The following is from Ben Smith's Blog at Politico:

After a segment with NBC's Chuck Todd ended today, Republican consultant Mike Murphy and Wall Street Journal columnist Peggy Noonan were caught on a live mike ridiculing the choice of Sarah Palin.

"It's over," said Noonan, who then responded to a question of whether Palin is the most qualified Republican woman McCain could have chosen.

"The most qualified? No. I think they went for this — excuse me — political bullsh** about narratives," she said. "Every time Republicans do that ... because that's not where they live and it's not what they're good at and they blow it."

Murphy chimed in:

"The greatness of McCain is no cynicism, and this is cynical."

(Clip courtesy of HumanityCritic)

Wednesday
Sep032008

She's Like Me?

Wednesday Alaskan Gov. Sarah Palin will speak in front of a jazzed up and enthusiastic Republican audience. Hopefully she will avoid Dan Quayle's famous "deer-in-the-headlights" moment and give the barn-burning speech of her (and John McCain's) maverick-lovin' dreams.

Palin, the first female Republican vice presidential nominee, has stayed out of the public eye in Minnesota for two days while the revelations about her family and her record in Alaska surfaced. She has yet to do a news interview or news conference with reporters.

She has been preparing for her address with McCain aides including speechwriter Matt Scully, who drafted her speech in Ohio. "We're just going to rock 'em, sock 'em -- we kind of like it when people underestimate us," a McCain campaign official said of the speech.

The speech will give her a chance to move past the issue of her 17-year-old daughter's pregnancy and the probe into whether she abused her power in having a public safety commissioner fired, although it is unclear if she will directly address either topic.

If watching the Republican National Convention has taught me anything about the Republicans this year is that they can't run on issues and they can't run on the past eight, Bush-tainted years. They've got nothing. So they're pushing the biographies of John McCain and Sarah Palin, twin mavericks in the mold of Ronald Reagan, mounting the steeds of justice and galloping off to round up those earmark-loving rascals, fighting Washington to take back Washington.

Of course by running against Washington the Republicans are basically running against themselves, but hey, if they try hard enough they might pull it off. Of course, I'll probably go deaf if I hear the words "maverick" and "war hero" ever again. What do either of those things have to do with the economy or the dual wars we're fighting?

Palin is being sold as the "she's just like you" candidate. Her family's flaws are now being touted as her simply keeping it real. Her idiosyncrasies are the norm. Her story, no doubt, is dynamic. And she definitely doesn't own seven houses, isn't an heiress to a beer distributorship and enjoys moose stew as a delicacy.

The "She's just like me" argument isn't meant for me, (of course) but conservatives who seem themselves in her views and her family. Suddenly the goal posts have been moved on teen sex for this woman. Her daughter is pregnant and now that's OK, as long as she keeps the baby and marries the father. Premarital sex, no big, as long as you're getting married. Glad to know.

Some think Palin is getting the short shrift, accusing those who say she's a political lightweight of being sexist. (But having no problem with Pat Buchanan who has the habits of calling her a "girl" or "gal.") Call her what you want but don't call her inexperienced!

McCain wants conservative voters, many of whom were lukewarm toward his candidacy, whipped into high dungeon in defense of Palin, angry at the media and the unnamed liberal elites who are denounced by most every convention speaker.

Unfortunately for Democrats, they can't protest too much over McCain's use of the gender card — not after the race between Obama and Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton stirred sex and racial tensions.

Aren't these the same people who labeled Hillary Clinton supporters cries of sexism as "whining?" Didn't Gov. Palin, herself, call it whining?

And the whole comparison of she's getting it worse that Obama did, I have two words, "Reverend Wright."

However, no one has made the correlation nor has anyone mentioned the hypocrisy that it is. It is ok to say that a man should control his minister, but not ok to say that a woman should control her oldest daughter. It is ok to question a man’s patriotism and religious values, but not question a woman’s politics and family values.

Ironically, while John McCain and Hillary Clinton fueled the fire in the Wright direction, Obama immediately made a statement, telling people to leave Palin’s family out of this. Yet no one still sees the correlation that despite being thrown to the wolves, Obama would not let the same thing happen to her.

Do I want Palin’s family exposed? No. However, I think it’s hypocritical to bring up one thing and not another. Secondly, I think Jeremiah Wright was a non-factor to Obama’s campaign and should’ve never been brought up, but this…this is an issue for the following reasons.

It was "G-D America" this and "G-D America" that for MONTHS. How was that favorable to the so-called media darling?

But that's how it goes.

Still, if Palin bombs tonight one has to wonder ...

With reporters and opposition researchers crawling through Alaska, and with the McCain campaign having dispatched its own team of lawyers to re-vet Palin, Republicans are wondering what shoe might drop next. If further revelations prove damaging enough, McCain could decide to replace Palin or she could choose to withdraw. While such an event seems unlikely given her popularity in some quarters of the party—Jacob Heilbrunn has suggested that social conservatives would view her ouster as “political infidelity”—her rocky reception makes the “Eagleton scenario,” and how it might unfold, a subject of more than academic interest.

That's what Joshua Green's presupposes in his story in The Atlantic, "The 'Eagleton Scenario.'" It sounds like the title of a Jason Bourne film, but it's a decently written article that plays out what would happen if McCain were forced to dump Palin after tonight.

In other news, it's a shotgun wedding for Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, ages 18 and 17. I'm sure the kids are really excited that they're getting hitched to make this thing "kosher." Pictures of Bristol and her beau are all over the internet, further NOT HELPING anyone. Once again, kids. If you don't want strangers to see it don't put it on your MySpace page!

Wednesday
Sep032008

Doomed Romance: The Silencer

A John Legend cover of the ultimate "Doomed Romance" song, Lauryn Hill's "Ex Factor"

As part of my series "Doomed Romance," I've been sharing journal entries and short stories by myself about my failed, but brief and emotionally brutal marriage. The following is a series of vignettes about the emotional turmoil of the relationship before we married. The biggest issue between Harold and I was always the lack of communication, as in, he didn't think that it was important that we communicated -- ever, and would punish me with his silence.

THE SILENCER
December 31, 2000

Unlike other times when others casted shadows of doubt in my mind, this time it appears to be all me coming to grips with the harsh reality.

He will never smile just because smiling is a natural reaction one has when another person they like smiles at them. He will never be able to get along with my family. He will never be able to adapt or fit into my world. He will never enjoy art films and art galleries. He will never celebrate any holidays, religious or secular. He will never be able to ask me questions or engage in conversation with me in the manor that I am accustomed to and enjoy.

He will never be "talkative." He will never be hopelessly, foolishly romantic. He will never dance with me. He will never know or understand why I need to be talked to, consoled and loved in a particular way that he cannot perform. He will never learn how to handle his money in a responsible way. He will never pay back the money I loaned him. He will never learn how to communicate. He will never understand me, or if he does understand me, he will never have the ability to prove this to me because his behavior hints at either ignorance or he knows and is not willing to adapt.

He will never show interest in what I am doing and trying to become.

I both want him to be the one and don't want him to be the one. If he is the one I think of all the things I need and want that I will have to learn to live without. And I don't want that. If he isn't the one I wonder if I will ever met a man like him again in a million years. So brilliant yet so conflicted. So fascinating and memorizing. He's like a novel that I'd love to read over and over again. He's amazingly complex in all the ways I like. He's intelligent, spiritual, independent, strong sense of self, mature, logical ... most of the time, physically strong, nice teeth, beautiful hair, dark skin and patient. He loves animals. He loves his people - in a love/hate sort of way. He's honorable in a way that most men are not honorable anymore.

But is he what I want?

February 4, 2001

My father thinks that it's pity? Is it pity?

Harold thinks I want them to undermine me? Do I?

But this isn't about them, right? Its supposed to be about me. All about me. Only me. If everyone did not exist and it was me and me alone what would want to do? If only I could tap into my subconscious to rediscover how I feel. I know that my love for Harold hasn't been as manic and bizarre as my love for other men. I'd pay money right now to be hypnotized and have a hypnotist discover how I truly feel. I can't tell where my own emotions begin and theirs end. I keep telling myself I have to go through with it because I said I would. And I know that once I'm around him again I will love him again and wish to only be with him.

Cruel fate brought us together. Star crossed lovers destine for trouble. I search for a sign from God, anybody of what to do. Saying is not doing. In the end you must simply chance it all on a roll of the dice. Stop hemming and hawing on fate. I have delayed this decision for far too long.

Tried the magic 8 ball - 3 out of 3 for Harold. But what the hell does it know?

I need facts. Decisions should be based on fact.

Fact:

My sister does not want me to marry Harold
I have given everyone mixed signals
I've given everyone mixed signals because I want to please everyone and can't make up my mind
I originally predicted our relationship to last two dates and end in friendship
I want to die whenever I think he is going to leave me
I can't imagine my future without him
My parents think I don't know what the hell I am doing and believe I will chicken out
I believe in Harold even though my family does not
I am wishy-washy

This all started because I didn't want to lie to my family, but I lie to everyone all the time -- about how I really feel. About what I want. It is time to stop lying to them and myself.

I don't want a wedding
I was immature and angry
It's not my fault things are as fucked up as they are
We can make this work
We are ... supposed to be together ... I think?

Wednesday
Sep032008

The Other McCain Daughter. [Revised]

"There were some pretty vile and hurtful things said during the South Carolina primary. It's a really nasty side of politics. We tried to ignore it and I think we shielded her from it. It's just unfortunate that that sort of thing still exists. As you know she's Bengali, and very dark skinned. A lot of phone calls were made by people who said we should be very ashamed about her, about the color of her skin. Thousands and thousands of calls from people to voters saying 'You know the McCains have a black baby.'I believe that there is a special place in hell for people like those." -- John McCain on the attacks on his adopted daughter Bridget in 2000, (DadMag)

This photo for People Magazine was brought to my attention by Professor Tracey at Aunt Jemima's Revenge. Two happy families, the McCains and the Palins, standing side-by-side looking curiously like "a really bad promo for an equally awful reality television show," but something wasn't right.

That something was the lack of Bridget McCain, the other McCain daughter. (Absent along with McCain's two sons and Palin's oldest boy). Meghan McCain gets a lot of play. She's blonde and pretty and busty. She's youthful, energetic and identifiable for other young voters. She's like Chelsea Clinton, but not as brainy.

Bridget McCain (on the right in the last two photos), a teenage high schooler attending private school in Arizona, is originally from Bangladesh. She was adopted by Cindy McCain who was on a charitable mission there. Bridget was a sick baby then who needed care and Cindy chose to bring her back to the states where the McCains later adopted her. It's a charitable thing and a good story. Yet it's one McCain rarely shares on the stump.

She was featured briefly during Tuesday night's RNC festivities, smiling next to her mother, Cindy McCain.

Dark-skinned with straight black hair, she is visually different from the other McCains, but she wasn't raised in the basement under the stairs. She has always been treated and shown as a member of the family. But on the campaign trail she is rarely spotted. (Although Prof. Tracey recently caught a glimpse.) And is absent, yet again, from a recent family photo.

While I realize Bridget was unfairly used by the Bush Campaign in 2000 to claim McCain fathered a black daughter out-of-wedlock, it seems cruel to push her to the background.

There is the case that Bridget is either too busy with school (as her brothers are busy with their lives) or is just shy and doesn't want to go out on the stump.

(S)he stays at home with her soon to be sister-in-law, Tess, who is studying to be a chef, while her parents and older sister, Meghan, travel together campaigning. Bridget said she enjoys supporting her Dad, but is thankful she gets to stay in Phoenix going to high school with her friends and attending study hall.

But seeing her MIA from family photo shoots is curious, leaving me to wonder if McCain cares more about projecting an appearance of pure white Americana rather than the more cosmopolitan picture of them and the Asian American they love and raised.

A father's love should supersede political expediency. There is no shame in familial diversity. When George H.W. Bush ran for re-election he put his half-Latino grandkids front and center, shouting, "Viva Bush!"

But the Republicans were courting the Hispanic vote. Maybe that's Bridget's problem. There aren't enough South Asians for the Republicans to woo.

Either way, I hope this is all for more innocent reasons because, I can understand flip-flopping on issues, but not on your own child.

Photos from GQ, BigHeadDC, ABC News, BET and People Magazine.

Wednesday
Sep032008

Obama: A Bound Man?


A few people have sent me this video of Cornell West and Julianne Malveaux discussing Barack Obama's historic acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention.

In this interview with Tavis Smiley, the duo express disappointment, felling Obama dismissed the legacy of Martin Luther King Jr. by not "saying his name." But their cries are really about Obama not wrapping himself in the Kente cloth of "The Movement." But their logic is flawed. Obama has never presented himself as part of the Movement. He's merely the byproduct of it. He never was a Civil Rights Activist, unlike Jesse Jackson, Obama is pure politician. He has some street cred as a community organizer, but his business, by and large, has been the business of any politician who's aspired for higher office.

This almost returns us to the territory of the "is he black enough" question. It's true that black people are often enamored with or drawn to political figures who make their mettle by getting into verbal fist fights with the establishment. They want to hear acknowledgment for those who cleared the path Obama has glided down. But when the prospects of becoming the "first black president" still conjures up images of fear in some, (Papa Snob often references Negrophobic nightmares of Michelle and Barack hosting the Rev. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson for Christmas dinner at the White House, causing some white people to faint away.), Obama can't afford to appear like the ones who came before him. He has to be different.

As much as I'd love to see him kicking ass and taking names in the name of "The Movement," I understand today's political realities. West and Malveaux shouldn't hold their breath waiting on Obama to talk about "The Movement." That talk is likely to never come. He cares, obviously, about minority issues, but to win this election, he can't play on his minority status. He will always be a man bound in his efforts to ascend to the highest office in the land -- just like any other candidate.

What do you think of the video?

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