On Thursday I went on NPR's Tell Me More with Michel Martin to discuss Miley Cyrus' "twerking" all over the VMAs the past weekend and I went on with the clear goal to get four points across.
1. That was not twerking. She cannot twerk.
2. She also cannot sing, dance or put together a coherent or decent performance.
3. Wow. Black people as props. How inventive. (sarcasm)
4. Ugh. I don't care. The VMAs pulls these "stunts" every year. They're the stunt queen of award shows.
Listen to the show, featuring myself and Jessica Hopper of Rookie Mag after the jump.