Which was self-implode. The two more famous for being reality TV stars than Chad Johnson's football skills and whatever the hell Evelyn Lozada did before Vh1's Basketball Occasional Sex Partners, got into a domestic dispute last weekend that ended with accusations of Johnson head-butting his newly wedded wife in an argument over condoms. But considering he's a craven, sexist fame whore and she's an emotional wreck known for throwing drinks and punches -- none of this is really all that surprising.
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I don’t find it hard to believe that Johnson (aka “Ochocinco”) crashed his head into Lozada’s head while they argued over a receipt for condoms. Whether or not Johnson was cheating on his wife was a regular topic of discussion on “Basketball Wives,” including one particularly eye-bleedingly bad episode early in season four where a tearful Lozada begged Johnson to just tell her when he was about to cheat. Tired of hearing about it in blogs and in the news, she asked him to (IRONY ALERT!) at least call and let her know that he bought condoms.
But judging that this alleged incident of domestic violence was over a receipt of purchase for condoms, I’m going to assume Johnson didn’t follow through on that promise.
In Johnson’s defense he says he head-butted her … by accident. Normally, this would be greeted with eye-rolls if it weren’t for the fact that during the last seasons of “Basketball Bullies Miami” she launched a glass wine bottle at the head of cast member Kenya Bell. Something that, if it happened in the real world and not on reality TV, would be considered assault in a court of law.