Chuggin' 40s With Obama While Ed Schultz Disses GOP "Sluts" Who Criticize Traveling POTUS
Thursday, May 26, 2011 at 10:06AM 
Nowadays, it's perfectly OK to say something that is obviously racist, but then totally swear it's not racist as you did not say the N-word, so "Nah-nah-nah! You're overly PC and hyper-sensitive! I win!" The N-word, or "nigger," is a MAGIC word that once uttered there are no takesies-backsies! You ARE a racist and you will be forced to wear the racist crown forever and be shunned by your fellow slightly bigoted people who don't want to be tainted by your Bull Connor mouth. Sure, it's FINE to be prejudiced, just don't say that word! You can say everything but that word. Make weed, watermelon, monkey and fried chicken jokes and all will be fine if you just close it all with, "But white people like marijuana, watermelon, and friend chicken too and people called George W. Bush a monkey so, I win! I'm not racist!"
That way you can accuse President Obama of chuggin' 40 oz in Ireland (it was a pint of Guinness to be specific, not a bottle of Ol' English) and then be all, "What! Totally not racist! White people drink 40 ounces too!"
It works. Nothing is ever racist anymore without the word nigger attached to it. Totally. It's science!
From Mediaite:
Fox Business host Eric Bolling really stepped in it Monday when, in the middle of a rant about a lack of leadership, he said that President Obama was busy “chugging forties” in Ireland, instead of going to tornado-ravaged Missouri. “Forty” is slang for a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor (or beer), a mainstay of ghetto iconography. Bolling later tweeted defiantly, “For the liberals offended by my “forty” comment, please read this….,” linking to a slang dictionary. According to pool reports, the President drank most of a pint glass, which, in Ireland, is about 20 oz.
Bolling totally swears he's not racist because he once drank a 40 oz. in Chicago and he's white. Some of his best friends are 40 ounces of malt liquor. You all are so closed-minded. Especially since it's white people who bear the true brunt of racism today. Having to deal with having more of everything than everyone else and then everyone else despising them for it. It's so hard to be #1. Don't hate them because they're beautiful. If you were SMART, you non-whites would just work hard, pull yourself up by your own bootstraps by (finally) becoming white. But no. You're too lazy to somehow change your DNA. This is why you can't have nice things.
But, back to Bolling for a moment, why say "chugging forties" instead of "chugging a pint of Guinness" which was what he was exactly doing? Why the need to rebrand what is essentially a loaf of bread in a glass, popular with all my Irish American homies and beer snobs as something Snoop Dogg and O-Dog and Nate Dogg and essentially all of the Doggs associated with the West Coast gangsta rap scene drank because it was plentiful and cheap at your neighborhood liquor store? You know, UNLESS the whole point was to say something racist because you think racist jokes are hilarious (Did you know President Obama is black and some other people are black and Billy Dee Williams used to do ads for Colt 45 and he's black! Obama = Billy Dee. Again, it's science.)
But all of this, of course, could have been avoided if Obama would simply stop doing things while other things are happening.
I'm really getting frustrated with President Obama's inability to be clairvoyant (or employ clairvoyant people) who can tell him about not planning any overseas trips where he has to do goofy local charm stuff while something bad happens somewhere else. I mean, where is the White House Psychic Divison who can help him better plan these trips? It's just amazing that with all our might and technology the White House doesn't have someone like Ororo Iqadi T'Challa taking care of these things to prevent this mess. It's sooo irresponsible. Almost as irresponsible as Republican Eric Cantor getting funny with the disaster relief money.
But the President isn't personally in Joplin, Mo. with Bo the White House Search and Rescue Dog, purposely sifting through the debris while surround by a phalanx of security, police, Secret Service and aids, all staring at him (since he's the President and all kinds of important) and in the way of actual relief workers, holding up resources and not being helpful at all in the actual effort to help Missouri.
President Obama is going to Missouri to do whatever Presidents do in these situations. Which is kind of stand around and survey the relief effort, hug a few crying people and listen to the latest on-the-ground update, then promise federal aid to help rebuild the town. Yup. Of course, when he does this, he'll go from being accused of being aloof to being accused of using the disaster as a photo op as there's nothing the President can physically do in Joplin, Mo. And this will happen because NOTHING PRESIDENT OBAMA DOES IS RIGHT, EVER.
Just not possible. He can't do it. He's gonna be wrong if he just stays at home and picks his nose all day. That's how it works. It's worked with every other natural disaster that's happened since he became President from the Gulf Oil Spill disaster to various Midwest tornadoes and floods. Whatever response he has, it'll be wrong because ... um ... it's some kind of revenge time for the legitimate complaints people had about former President George W. Bush's shitacular Katrina disaster relief response in New Orleans.
All those complaints about the mix of incompetence, under-funding, toxic temporary trailers, lack of back up plan, checks that never came, help that never came, dead bodies, lack of supplies, vigilantes, cops committing suicide because they were unable to cope with the stress, neglected Louisiana wetlands and levies that were never properly shored up and protected by the Army Corps of Engineers, FEMA screw ups, Heck-of-a-job-Brownie, delayed response and bad optics (Look, it's Bush staring at the disaster from Air Force One, then going to bed at 9 p.m.) was somehow just down right mean compared to Obama's typical response of -- find out what happened, release statement, wait a few days for things to calm down while working to free up resources and talking to the state and local leaders about what they need, then showing up for a walk-through and chat, then going back to Washington to make sure they get their damn funding to rebuild.
Terrible. Everyone knows the proper disaster response is whatever the opposite of the RNC complaint talking points are.
Which is why MSNBC's Ed Schultz called Keith Olbermann's ex-ladyfriend conservative radio shock jock Laura "Not Ann Coulter" Ingraham a "slut." Not for actually doing anything slutty of course. But because she's so good at shouting out various conservative talking points about Obama's Europe trip. Hence, she is a slut for the GOP. A word slut of some kind, perhaps. I don't know. I don't pretend to understand the kind of sexism where you can get called a slut for not actually having intercourse with numerous of males. If you're going to shout out misogyny, at least be accurate. Laura is really more of a grating bitch opportunist, if you're going to throw that kind of language around. I prefer to just call her annoying or "wrong." But, you know, I don't use mean lady terms to describe conservative womenfolk who carry water for their own misogynists.
At least with misogynist Liberal dudes you can guilt-bait them into supporting or donating some money to causes that benefit women to kind of off-set the fact that they can't keep it in the pants. (See Clinton, Bill) I don't know how Sarah Palin or Ingraham or any of the conservative ladies deal with the significant wing of their party who only likes them because their conventionally pretty, would like to have sex with them, and then would like them to go somewhere and shut up with all this lady talk, settling for a lot of attention, but no substantial power.
As for Schultz, who's since been reprimanded by the network, he will forever be known as that one guy who's not a conservative who my mother always thinks must be a conservative because he's a loud white man of a certain girth who shouts derogatory things. So, whenever he would come on my mother would always say "Ugh, I hate that Republican" and I'd have to point out he was actually shouting DNC talking points. But he was putting on his best Rush Limbaugh of the Left impression, frothing at the mouth and my mother simply couldn't get past it. He was just that off-putting. And this is a woman who loves Chris Matthews and never misses Hardball. She just has her limits, you know? At least Chris is kind of funny.
Reader Comments (8)
So you mean to tell me an article I read on 'field-negro.blogspot.com' isn't true; white men aren't the victims of racism more then Black men? No way, I won't stand for stand for such non sense, where's my 40, I gotta drink to this one.
MSNBC suspended Ed for his remarks.
Very clever, Snob. I would respect them much more (not saying much, trust) if they just owned up to their ignorance and bigotry. President Obama cannot win in their eyes, but that's OK, he will be re-elected next year.
"Tawkin' Irish"
You wrote:
You ARE a racist and you will be forced to wear the racist crown forever and be shunned by your fellow slightly bigoted people who don't want to be tainted by your Bull O'Connor mouth.
When if comes to the history of race in America, you should get the names right. It's CONNOR. Not O'Conner. But now that Barack is O'Bama, rather than B. Hussein Obama, the mistake is understandable. Especially so after his closely detailed early life that he lived in County Cork where his education was handled by the Catholic Church.
Theophilus Eugene "Bull" Connor (July 11, 1897, – March 10, 1973) was the Commissioner of Public Safety for the city of Birmingham, Alabama, during the American Civil Rights Movement. .
it's some kind of revenge time for the legitimate complaints people had about former President George W. Bush's shitacular Katrina disaster relief response in New Orleans.
Yeah. Sure. As if massive hurricanes and tornados respect presidents.
The emergency responses in both cases were more or less automatic. During Katrina, the Coast Guard went in and provided its usual outstanding service. But members of the Coast Guard rarely speak to the press. However, the head of the Coast Guard did speak last year because he was a key figure overseeing the Gulf Oil Spill. After he praised BP for its determined response to the oil leak and then further praised BP for its Gulf clean up, he was dropped by the media.
But the Coast Guard and other First Responders were right there during Katrina too, and they did all that could have been done during and after the storm. Of course the people of New Orleans, despite having a few days of warnings to get out of town, stayed put. Bad idea. But they were warned.
Meanwhile, the people of Joplin had a warning of only 20 minutes. In both cases, First Responders were on the scene, doing what they always do -- try to find people trapped in the wreckage.
After saving a handful of people and counting the dead, the clean up starts, and checks are issued. As we know, the government is not very good at logistics. And rather lax with who gets checks after disasters.
But at least Joplin is not a town sitting in a bowl that's below sea level and in the path of hurricanes. So the rebuilding of Joplin will begin as soon as the debris is gone, and in a couple of years, all evidence of the storm will disappear. Unlike the Lower Ninth Ward, which will always be below sea level, and therefore, always an insanely foolish place to live.
All those complaints about the mix of incompetence, under-funding, toxic temporary trailers, lack of back up plan, checks that never came, help that never came, dead bodies, lack of supplies, vigilantes, cops committing suicide because they were unable to cope with the stress, neglected Louisiana wetlands and levies that were never properly shored up and protected by the Army Corps of Engineers, FEMA screw ups,
Only because the Main Stream Media fawns over Obama will he escape criticism for the same problems that arise after every natural disaster.
Stated my sentiments exactly: just because the n-word (or coon or insert any other derogatory term related to members of the African Diaspora) isn't used, doesn't mean it's not racist/prejudiced.
Proud to be an American..... expatriate.
Girl, you were CRACKING me up with this article, ESPECIALLY with your description of your mom and her "limits". :-D
LOL about Mama Snob and Big Ed....she likes Tweety? really?
LOL
the rest of it was on point, Snob.