Anti-Romney Democratic PAC Ad Makes Mittens Scary (Video)

In the new anti-Romney YouTube ad by Democratic Super PAC Priorities USA isn't saying that Mitt "Mittens" Romney is going to personally come to your house and eat your baby if elected president of the United States. But, you know, just to be sure, maybe you shouldn't elect him anyway.

Also, nice touch with the stock Hollywood disaster music playing along to Mittens saying "Corporations are people, too." (Thanks, Citizens United!) It made the Mormon Ned Flanders sound less like the Mormon Ned Flanders and a lot more like Phillip Seymour Hoffman's super villain from Mission Impossible III.

Man, Hoffman was brutal in that movie. You know how in some movies the bad guy is so charming you kind of root for him? This wasn't that movie. I spent two hours screaming, "WHY WON'T YOU DIE ALREADY?!" like I was some Nic Cage-inside-John-Travolta trying to choke out the John-Travolta-inside-Nic-Cage in the film "Face/Off."

I actually find Mittens to be a charming, bubbling flip-flopper of a villain. He's not so much scary as he's pathetic. Which is why Herman Cain is still leading in certain polls while dragging the dead carcases of sexual harassment lawsuits and malapropisms behind him. (Gawker)

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Love the last paragraph of this post.