Condemn This, NAACP!
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 at 9:00AM
In light of the NAACP coming out against racist elements in the Tea Party I began to wonder: if the NAACP is going the reactionary, Catholic League route for fighting injustice, why haven't they spoken out on the many other frivolous things that annoy black people? After all, a lot of things annoy me and as a black person I insist they consider the following worthless, symbolic resolutions. The N-word isn't the only thing that needs to metaphorically die!
Other proposed pointless resolutions the NAACP should consider:
NAACP condemns all of hip hop, the Boondocks, your grandpa and Jesse Jackson for STILL using the N-word after they buried it. What part of dead do you people not understand?
NAACP condemns people getting upset over Mel Gibson for saying the N-word. Dead things can't hurt you.
But ...!
NAACP condemns Mel Gibson for using N-word. It's about principle.
NAACP condemns Beyonce and Lady Gaga for convincing impressionable women that a sparkly "onsie" is appropriate club wear. Try pants.
NAACP condemns Michael Steele's foot for always getting in the way of his mouth in the wrong way. The only way Michael Steele's foot should be in his mouth is if it is physically in his mouth, preventing him from saying words.
NAACP condemns VH-1 for giving Chad Ochocinco a crappy, sport-themed version of The Bachelor called "The Ultimate Catch." No one wants to watch that.
NAACP condemns TV One and Donald Trump for giving Omarosa Manigualt-Stallworth a crappy version of The Bachelorette called "The Ultimate Merger." No one wants to watch that either.
NAACP condemns Twitter for distracting people at work. Y'all know y'all supposed to be working.
NAACP condemns KFC's Double Down for being delicious.
NAACP condemns saggy pants for sagging so much and offending the sensibilities of everyone.
NAACP condemns more people shouting out Lil Wayne than Jesus at this year's BET Awards.
NAACP condemns President Obama for not being angry enough. If Jesse was president SURELY he would have got us some damn reparations by now and found a trumped up reason to throw Glenn Beck in prison. Or at least created a Department of Race Relations where we could all get jobs and a nice new headquarters. Really. Where's our new headquarters, Obama?
NAACP condemns people who hate on them, because y'all are just jealous. Haters.
NAACP condemns you because you won't join and stop them from condemning things that are meaningless. You're a turrible black person.
Just turrible.
Hater.
Reader Comments (16)
LMAO!
LMAO!
"NAACP condemns Twitter for distracting people at work. Y'all know y'all supposed to be working."
this is why i never get anything done at work...until i get home..lol
LOVE this!
NAACP condemns itself for the continuous use of the word "Colored" in its moniker.
NAACP condemns the Black Snob for using a purple unicorn in the graphic for her blog today when there are literally two unemployed unicorns of African origin who should have been hired for the position.
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jpa
LMAO.....on another note, when are you going to do a blog session on the west coast?
Cheers to Snob & Keith F. Young for bringing the giggles!
Well done people
~~~~Falls on the Floor~~~~ laughing at Keith,s Comment!
NAACP condemns the Black Snob for using a purple unicorn in the graphic for her blog today when there are literally two unemployed unicorns of African origin who should have been hired for the position.
July 14, 2010 | Keith F. Young
Aw hell naw, the Snob did it again!
This is why I give Black Snob the "High Sign". You are my Rock Star without a guitar! HA!
NAACP condemns Black students with Black parents who don't make education a priority, while not having an NAACP mentor program for all inner-city public schools....
NAACP condemns teachers of inner-city public schools while never having an "Award Show" dedicated to those in the daily struggle, not the "entertainment struggle"......
NAACP condemns Barack Obama for not giving them a shout out every time he takes the mic while not giving him a shout out since the election....organize now NAACP...you know you need a head start for the next election.
I could go on......
Well done. Well Done.
The NAACP condemns Ke$ha for her misuse of African American Vernacular English...."popo shut us down"
Great post!
Too Funny!
Snob, what's SCAN's position on the TEA Party?
ROTFL! Keith!
but seriously, Jealous is a fine brother, that makes me forget that he is even with the NAACP when I see him.
I will probly be condemned for even thinking that.
The NAACP goes after Imis for his nasty comments and he looses his job and gains another one soon thereafter...Kudos. The racism card is getting us no where. What did this do really to take us further in our meaningful endeavors. Did it help crime, education...etc?