Snob's Favorite Person Roland Martin Moving to D.C.!
My favorite person in the history of human beings, Roland S. Martin, ascot-wearer, professional word wrestler and baby-haired CNN/TV One yakker, is moving to Washington, D.C.! He was previously known for terrorizing the streets of Chicago. I don't know the exact date when he'll arrive so I'm just going to start baking cakes now. I suggest you do the same. Now does he like Lemon Zest or 7-Up cake? I can make both! (Chicago Sun-Times, H/T Richard Prince)
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OMG!!! this sounds like a new Odd Couple reality TV show
or a new DC street gang rivalry (snapping fingers West Side Style) I'd love to say I'm down with the Snobs but if his gang wears those snazzy orange neck scarfs.....hmmm
@ The_A
"When you're a Snob you're a Snob all the way! From that first Chanel scarf to your last dying day!"
[hangs head. kicks dirt.] I know. I know. I'm just a sucker for a brightly colored ascot wrapped around a thick neck.
sigh...
Team Snob.
Oh and welcome to DC RollyRolls!