AverageBro: Kick Rocks, Lou Dobbs!
Thursday, November 12, 2009 at 3:00PM 
By AverageBro
Not that you prolly care either way, but CNN's Lou Dobbs finally got tired of being the sole voice of haterism and decided to to switch teams. And boy, did he go out like a gangsta.
Anyone with half a brain knows this is just a nice way of saying "See ya'll on Fox News". Actually, Dobbs is likely headed to the fledgling Fox Business News Network, which is stockpiling a team full of hater castoffs like John Stossel and Mr. Nappy Headed Hoes himself, Don Imus. What a lineup! It's like adding Mark Teixeira to the Jeter and A-Rod of Haterism. Bravo, Steinbrenner Roger Ailes. Bravo. Kick rocks, Lou, you shall not be missed. Of course, somebody had to inherit that lousy 7pm time slot now, and the list of candidates is already floating around. So I'll make my final pitch to CNN... HIRE SCREAMIN' A. SMITH, please!!!!
Question: Who should CNN hire to replace the disgraced and departed Lou Dobbs?
AverageBro is the official cyber play cousin of The Black Snob. Read more of his musings here.
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Reader Comments (11)
this is some bullshit. i like lou.
Like I said last night on the twitters, to all of "you" dancing over Lou Dobbs, he will land in a greater position with a greater reach.
Snob:
Why do you call Dobbs "disgraced"?
@ Scott
I didn't write the post! AverageBro did. His name is in the byline and the subject head. AverageBro? Care to answer Scott's question?
Please let it be Arsenio...please God?
I liked Dobs.He told truhs not many on CNN had the guts to.
sorry, TRUTHS
@ snobfanforeal
Arsenio that would be too much like right!!
I still can't believe he's gone. it's almost ' too easy'. I think Roland should get his slot.
I used to like Lou. I actually didnt disagree with his distate towards our country's aloofness when it comes to illegal immigrants. I mean they have groups telling people not to say men things about them. Really?!
So those mofo's can come here. Get free medical care, raise the crime rates and not expect us to want them to go back and get into the country, the right way? Please.
However, he still struck me as someone who felt that he was ok to talk smack, just because his wife was Mexican.
Yes, he was harsh. But he did make very good points.
Either ways, he'll be well welcomed and happy at Faux News. Because we ALL know thats where he's heading.
Good riddance!