Rejected SCAN Applications: Michael Stephen Steele
Tuesday, May 5, 2009 at 2:55PM 
Name: Michael Stephen Steele
Occupation: Presently the Republican National Committee Chairman but ... um ... that might not work out. Ya'll hiring up in here?
Why do you think you deserve to be a member of this organization: I'm into hip hop in urban-to-suburban settings. I'm friends with Mike Tyson. I occasionally sound like a Democrat but I'm really an honest to God Republican. Seriously. Don't laugh.
And puppies like me. Seriously. Stop laughing.
SCAN members are often asked to sacrifice everything for the cause of Negro advancement. How far are you willing to go?: I'm willing to go preach the black conservative gospel in hip hop urban-to-suburban settings. Will also preach the virtues of SCAN there. I really like hip hop urban-to-suburban settings. There's always a Starbucks on every corner and at least one Popeyes. You know how we love chicken! Am I right? Am I right? Heh, heh. Fist bump, my brother?
Oh. And um ... just don't ask me to go against Rush though. He said he'd cover me in hot sauce and eat me like a neckbone.
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