The Bubble Tea That Almost Killed Me (But Not Really)

It looked so innocent and delicious, but yesterday as I was drinking this yummy strawberry bubble tea it tried to take me out when one of the beads of yogurt became lodged in what I think was my trachea. (It was like choking, but I could still breathe.) I kept trying to swallow, but it wouldn't move from its spot. Finally I figured out it was stuck in the "air hole," not the "food hole" and began coughing to get that sucker dislodged and moving on to my tummy.

I'm fine, but for two seconds I was highly perplexed, wondering, (while still breathing fine, mind you) if I could die by Bubble Tea and what a lame freakin' death that would be.

"Black Blogger Dead By Bead In Bubble Tea" is not a cool headline.

Comments

[SilkOne]

LMAO! Those bubbles can be dangerous! Where in the City did you get the bubble tea? The decor looks like a place on Connecticut Avenue, but I'm not sure.

[Aabaakawad]

Better than a ham sandwich. Mama Cass will never live that down (so to speak).

[laura]

You live on the fast lane now, do you XD. Very funny story.

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