In case you didn’t know, much to my lament, my favorite anchorman TJ Holmes is marrying some woman who isn’t me. (WHY, LAWD, WHY!?!) For the last two years I have faithfully “Google Stalked” TJ online (because real stalking is bad), providing you all with regular TJ Holmes updates and photos. While I still plan to be TJ’s no. #1 non-crazy stalker fan, I’m going to need a new person to Google Stalk. Sigh. I’d prefer that this be a news or political person more so than a celebrity because celebrities are already being “Google Stalked” by the masses.
But who could be so worthy of my insane attention?
Here are some of the candidates:
MSNBC’s Brilliant Carlos Watson
CNN’s Don “Sweet, Never Sour” Lemon
Political Strategist The Fascinating Jamal Simmons
Actor/Activist Hill “OMFG” Harper
Any other names? Suggestions? No one will ever replace the Teege in my widdle heart, but … sigh, I’se gots to move on at some point!