Her hubby is up in the polls. The competition is still hitting the panic button, reset button, release button, WTF button, mashing all the buttons, ol’ school Street Fighter game style in hopes of getting Chung-Li to bust a flying spin kick on accident. Is it up-down-left-right-right-down-left? How do you play this damn thing!?!
But Michelle and Barack Obama aren’t hitting any buttons. This is all about cruise control. Slow and steady (and ready) win the race. The more John McCain freaks and conservatives throw hissy fits in the press the better the senator from Illinois looks. (Not helping, Bill Kristol! Unless you meant to help, the Obamas. Then, thanks Bill Kristol, you hateful ass!) Not to defend McMaverick, you could wait until after he dies to throw dirt on him? I realize he’s decomposing as we speak, but last checked … he’s still alive! So this is no time to sit around on your laurels. This election won’t win itself, people!
Only 21 more stumping days left until the election! Please don’t let the past two years of Michelle Obama showing up to flash a grin and a wave be it. Don’t make me start singing Crowded House to Obama staffers about my dream of a First Lady named Michelle Obama.
Hey now, hey now
Don’t dream it’s over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won’t win!
Don’t let McCain-Palin win!
Oh, the outfits she would wear! And yeah, there would be all that serious stuff too. But seriously? Do you think she’d do anything drastic tot he hair? Will she give Malia a perm when she hits 13. (Don’t do it!) These things a person NEEDS to know!
The following pictures are from a recent trip by Michelle to Minnesota to keep this thing rolling.
Pictures by Nancy Olsen of The Minnesota Independent and The Associated Press